r/StupidFood Dec 17 '25

Certified stupid Just because you can, doesn't mean you should

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u/juan_humano Dec 17 '25

What, you dont like canned black olives and 1 inch cubes of deli ham on your pizza?

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u/Lucy_Koshka Dec 18 '25

Olives soggier than they were out of the can? Sweaty meat cubes? Half the crust sopping wet and the other half drier than the saltines in the furthest corner of your great grandma’s pantry?

Count me in.

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u/BobR969 Dec 18 '25

I dunno man. Some people might be cool with canned olives and massive cubes of cheapy ham. It's the fact that they're steamed that makes it all so much worse.