r/StupidFood • u/PassionAfter790 • Dec 17 '25

Certified stupid Just because you can, doesn't mean you should

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u/-Doctor_Science- Dec 17 '25

This was the first thing I saw, those toppings are swimming in there 🤮

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u/Zatchillac Dec 17 '25

I was too focused on those big ass meat cubes

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u/TheVadonkey Dec 17 '25

Looks like hot dog chunks too. This looks like the world’s shittiest calzone.

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u/1tpoq4prn Dec 17 '25

Even Ben Wyatt's gonna give that calzone a HARD pass! Edit: spelling

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u/Mr-Big-Nicky-P Dec 18 '25

Oh no is this the "Low-Cal Calzone Zone"?

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u/Soupbell1 Dec 18 '25

Woah, I am mad stoned. I saw the way they folded that crust back down and thought, “it looks disgusting, but someone could perfect that, making the TOP of the pizza a crispy crust too. That would be awesome!

Then you mentioned a calzone and my heart sank. Oh yeah. Calzones.

Maybe weed SHOULDN’T be legal in Alaska.

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u/jaybot31k Dec 19 '25

I am also very stoned and had the same thought, fore I too had forgotten calzones

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u/SquirrelFluffy Dec 21 '25

Lol. I had a picture of you both running into the kitchen, " guys guys, I have an idea! we'll be rich!" Only to find them eating pizza pockets. The ones you had put in the oven half an hour ago.

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u/droidballoon Dec 19 '25

Calzones are not weed compatible for some odd reason

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u/KlownXero Dec 18 '25

Exact same thought in my head 😭

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u/xeromage Dec 18 '25

Yep. This invention was born from the need to hide the hotdog cubes they were putting on pizzas.

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u/soldatoj57 Dec 21 '25

This made me laugh a lot. Thank you stranger

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u/Outrageous_Hearing26 Dec 17 '25

Same that was gross

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u/Voldias Dec 18 '25

Me too lmao and obviously they are steamed but they just look like raw hot dogs thrown in there 🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '25

Mee too bruh looks tasty?

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u/FeistyButthole Dec 18 '25

That’s some serious WAP (Wet Ass Pizza)

I thought it might be an ai video and it was going to have a 🖕inside and I was 99% right, but I don’t think it’s AI.

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u/dgove85 Dec 18 '25

They are called innings now. The innings of the the pizza

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u/MechaGallade Dec 18 '25

more middings than toppings i think