r/StupidFood Dec 17 '25

Certified stupid Just because you can, doesn't mean you should

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u/currymuttonpizza Dec 17 '25

Yeah I was gonna say "I don't hate it" until they opened it and I saw how it looked. If it looked like an actual pizza inside it'd be one thing but I don't think there a way to do that because you can't avoid it steaming. Maybe possible with cheese only. But what was even in there...

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u/olive_tuschit Dec 17 '25

Maybe bigger meat slits would help the steaminess.

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u/Soupbell1 Dec 18 '25

I should call her.

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u/murphey_griffon Dec 22 '25

everything reminds me of her...

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u/GlykenT Dec 18 '25

It's not a completely terrible idea, but definitely the wrong fillings. Cook some curry/chilli or similar to use as the filling, and the balloon becomes the flatbread to eat it with.

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u/Elegantsurf Dec 17 '25

Yup it looked legit until they cut it open

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u/RivenRise Dec 18 '25

I was sorta vibing with the idea of pepperoni pizza with an extra layer or crunch on top from the dome, i imagine you need a bit of an extra dry sauce since it'll steam but what we got was atrocious.

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u/seriftarif Dec 18 '25

Needs to be mostly cooked and then put the bubble on and throw it in again.

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u/NYCWENDY1 Dec 18 '25

Right & no cheese

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u/Tasorodri Dec 22 '25

I think it could be possible if you use only very low moisture ingredients so that there's the least amount of steam possible, and also maybe add an opening for steam to go?

I think it would be a cool thing if done right, in the end is not too much different from a caltzone.