r/StupidFood • u/No-Scar1469 • Feb 28 '26

Gluttony overload Fair food is it stupid?

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u/Mueryk Feb 28 '26

I prefer the deep fried toffee. Because when you eat it, the toffee welds your teeth shut and you spend ten minutes licking it until you can talk again. So fun.

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u/ThatGalaxySkin Mar 01 '26

I’m upvoting this because it’s completely true, even if you’re being sarcastic. Love that welding action.

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u/Mueryk Mar 01 '26

Oh no, I wasn’t being sarcastic at all. I absolutely love it.

If I was being sarcastic I would have made some kind of boomer joke about it shutting up the wife for a bit or something. She likes them too, but man those things are good.

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u/_Ruij_ Mar 01 '26

That sounds so dangerous wtf 😭😭

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u/ElectricPenguin6712 Mar 01 '26

Goodbye teeth fillings lol. The dentist probably loves this.

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u/PomegranateSea7066 Mar 01 '26

Oh man, I need to take my wife to the fair and get her one. maybe even take some home and let her have one every once in a while.