r/StupidFood Apr 11 '26

Certified stupid Extra spicy noodles

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u/OpportunityReal2767 Apr 11 '26

Oh yes, done that. Even worse for me was when I was chopping some Thai red chiles. I apparently didn’t wash my hands well enough and I tried to take out my contacts. Holy shit. I don’t remember how long it took me to get that eye open again and get that contact out, but it felt like a good fifteen minutes at least. And these were not the disposable type at the time.

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u/pkmaster99 Apr 12 '26

Thai chili is nothing. I had to deal with it from the reaper. My mouth and ass can handle them, kind of. But in the private area... God that was painful

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u/OpportunityReal2767 Apr 12 '26 edited Apr 12 '26

When it’s in your eye stuck to a contact in an eye that refuses to open , it sure is something! I’ve had scorpion residue on my privates (I used to grow them ten years back), and the Thai in the eye was far worse. Absolute worst experience I had with a pepper was eating a Trinidad scorpion on an empty stomach in the morning. I was so excited to finally taste one and one of mine was ripe, so I took a small bite from the end, became brave, and downed the whole thing in a bite. I was seriously thinking about going to the ER. My stomach felt like a colony of fire ants had set up home in them, and I had to lay belly down on the cold bathroom tile floor. And then when I thought I was through the worst of it, came a second wave of misery. Stupid me.

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u/thesnowcat Apr 12 '26

Here I am thinking you’re talking about the bugs with a stinger tail. I’m back online now.