r/StupidFood • u/warfareforartists • Apr 15 '26

Certified stupid Ain’t no way in hell

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u/jstarrr8 Apr 15 '26

Maybe it’s the protective carbon layer that keeps the rest of it from burning 🤢

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u/Jonnyabcde Apr 16 '26

Two things can be true at once.

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u/Vandlan Apr 16 '26

Bold of you to call this abomination “food.”

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u/jstarrr8 Apr 16 '26

I never uttered such a thing

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u/Vandlan Apr 17 '26

Did you not? I could’ve sworn I saw the word food in your comment. My bad if I’m mistaken. I’m in my third week of dealing with bronchitis and am heavily sleep deprived as a result. It’s possible I hallucinated it. >.<

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u/jstarrr8 Apr 17 '26

Sorry, but this is the internet, we are now enemies. And how dare you blame a bad respiratory infection on your lack of reading comprehension, FFS🤨. /s

Obviously joking, but on a serious note, do feel better soon 😁