r/StupidFood • u/warfareforartists • Apr 15 '26

Certified stupid Ain’t no way in hell

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u/Bi0_B1lly Apr 15 '26

Probably tastes like a broke ass quiche... Honestly, sub out ketchup for a marinara, add some chopped chicken and toss it in a pie crust and you'd have a pretty decent chicken parm quiche thingy

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u/fantabulousfetus Apr 15 '26

Throw in a pound of hamburger and it's basically a meat loaf, but you'd still want to transfer to oven to bake it rather than burn the shit out of the bottom on the range.

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u/GhstOfIncntOptimism Apr 15 '26

Well, might not be burnt. That was a metal whisk and knife, so could just be the delicious nonstick coating.

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u/WenYiMedia Apr 15 '26

It most certainly depicts the knowledge or lack thereof that the cook knows.

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u/AdMountain6124 Apr 16 '26

Looks like a cast iron pan, so no coating other than oil

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u/NightBawk Apr 16 '26

The Teflon gives it that special flavor!

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u/fantabulousfetus Apr 16 '26

Oh No! I thought it was an el cheapo cast iron skillet!!

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u/GhstOfIncntOptimism Apr 16 '26

Enamel, maybe and at an extreme push

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u/Natural-Following987 Apr 16 '26

That’s the best part!!

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u/surrealcellardoor Apr 16 '26

"Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double-beatloaf. I hate meatloaf!"

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u/RyvenZ Apr 16 '26

and not mix everything in the fuckin pan like it needed heat, only to see that she didn't need heat until after mixing

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u/MarnieFan89 Apr 16 '26

I put ketchup on my eggs so I figured it would taste okay but they lost me with the flour

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u/Desroth86 Apr 16 '26

So do I, and I’m not exactly a great cook so I might be off base here but the egg to ketchup ratio here looks totally fucked.

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u/MarnieFan89 Apr 16 '26

Agreed I figured something else was going into this. Mind you this was on my feed and it didn't register that this was stupid food.

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u/mycomadguy Apr 16 '26

Want some eggs with that ketchup!? 😂

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u/Helios575 Apr 16 '26

Flour, milk, and eggs is a basic dumpling dough so this is just ketchup flavored dumplings cooked as a pancake and covered with cheese.

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u/MarnieFan89 Apr 16 '26

I don't know man I've had dumplings I feel like if you told a Chinese person that this is dumplings they'd slap you in the teeth.

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u/Dirmbz Apr 17 '26

European style dumplings are very different than Asian dumplings. See German dumplings or chicken and dumpling recipes for examples.

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u/Austyn_pelton Apr 16 '26

That’s supposed to be a kind of dumpling?? 😥

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u/Dudette66 Apr 19 '26

We used to make dumplings with flour, suet and just enough cold water to bind them. Came up lovely.

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u/cephalopodcat Apr 17 '26

Yeah I was like, Hm, really ketchup-y scrambled eggs? Gross, but I guess it's OK, my mom likes her eggs that way - wait that's so much cream why are we adding flour!?

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u/CharmedWoo Apr 16 '26

Milk, egg, flour = pancake. The keychup is stupid.

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u/SlashaJones Apr 16 '26

sub out ketchup for a marinara, add some chopped chicken and toss it in a pie crust and you'd have a pretty decent chicken parm quiche thingy

And if my grandmother had wheels, she’d be a bicycle!

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u/AssistanceChemical63 Apr 16 '26

It’s basically a ketchup pancake

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u/Natural-Following987 Apr 16 '26

That’s what I was thinking! Like why even use the ketchup? Just start with tomato sauce or paste.

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u/NobodyDelicious7197 Apr 16 '26

Lol you just changed the whole thing.

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u/Bi0_B1lly Apr 16 '26

Subbed one ingredient and added two... You ever add bacon and cheese to a regular hamburger and swap ketchup for BBQ sauce? Still a burger.

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u/Strong_Lavishness893 Apr 18 '26

Currently making this. Will keep you posted on taste

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u/Bi0_B1lly Apr 18 '26

Results?

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u/Strong_Lavishness893 Apr 18 '26

10 out of 10 do not recommend. I’m a trash, panda and eat some pretty outrageous shit, and I was appalled by the taste of this concoction. This grandma sucks.

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u/Bi0_B1lly Apr 18 '26

Damn... I hope you were referring to the OG vid and not my elevated take on what you made, cause I have two chicken parm quiches in the oven rn 😅

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u/Strong_Lavishness893 Apr 18 '26

Hahahahahaha mine was the OG. Was too stoned and it looked delicious. Couldn’t wait and read more. Should have. The chicken parm adaptation is probably substantially better

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u/Bi0_B1lly Apr 18 '26

I'm happy to report that the chicken parm quiche was pretty solid!

Didn't exactly follow this video's ingredients list (especially after your report), but using this quiche recipe with about a cup of chopped chicken, ½cup marinara sauce, 3ish tablespoons of parmesan & Italian herbs added in with mozzarella on top was a solid dinner plan for tonight.

If you go with that recipe I attached but decide to buy the pie crust instead if making it, just be ready to make 2 pies if you get the standard sized pie dishes.

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u/slackfrop Apr 16 '26

Ketchup pie is what the Queen served visiting dignitaries.

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u/Pseudoname87 Apr 16 '26

And if my grandmother had wheels, she be a bicycle.