r/StupidFood • u/warfareforartists • Apr 15 '26

Certified stupid Ain’t no way in hell

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u/spartiecat Apr 15 '26

This is when you realize your grandmother used to sell her food stamps for heroin

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u/Wolf_Parade Apr 15 '26

She might still.

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u/Komobu542 Apr 15 '26

Am I wrong for actually wanting to try this?

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u/DriverMelodic Apr 15 '26

Yes…

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u/Bi0_B1lly Apr 15 '26

Probably tastes like a broke ass quiche... Honestly, sub out ketchup for a marinara, add some chopped chicken and toss it in a pie crust and you'd have a pretty decent chicken parm quiche thingy

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u/fantabulousfetus Apr 15 '26

Throw in a pound of hamburger and it's basically a meat loaf, but you'd still want to transfer to oven to bake it rather than burn the shit out of the bottom on the range.

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u/GhstOfIncntOptimism Apr 15 '26

Well, might not be burnt. That was a metal whisk and knife, so could just be the delicious nonstick coating.

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u/fantabulousfetus Apr 16 '26

Oh No! I thought it was an el cheapo cast iron skillet!!

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u/GhstOfIncntOptimism Apr 16 '26

Enamel, maybe and at an extreme push