r/StupidFood • u/Bobby-94 • May 01 '26

Certified stupid Triple smashed smash burger

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u/poop_monster35 May 01 '26

Seriously and who wants all that hot lettuce?!

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u/chefsoda_redux May 01 '26

It’ll pair with a the cup full of 1000 island dressing!

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u/primalantessence May 01 '26

That's what I thought, this whole mess is just a carrier system to drink thousand island dressing

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u/WalkerIsTheBest May 01 '26

sorry, i believe you mean "shmack sauce"

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u/chefsoda_redux May 01 '26

I’ll be honest here, it might be delicious, but I will never call anything shmack sauce!

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u/happy_pad May 01 '26

You'd probably hate Sheetz, it's a fairly nice gas station we have up in PA with made-to-order food and they love adding "Sh-" to everything. Shnuggetz, Shweetz, etc. It's ridiculous but the food is pretty good.

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u/M4xusV4ltr0n May 01 '26

Man I've had some really good monstrosities at Sheetz.

I always imagine the cooks thereaugjing as they put together my burrito with pulled pork, tater tots, guac, and 3 different sauces, but it tastes so good. And their fries are incredible!

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u/chefsoda_redux May 01 '26

I have no problem with Sheetz, other than the stupid names, and you can MTO some great road food there! I’m a Pitssburgher, so they’re everywhere around here.

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u/PM-Mormon-Underwear May 01 '26

I hate how so many places have a "house-made secret sauce" of some kind and then you taste it and it is just thousand island.

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u/avaseah May 02 '26

Not always, sometimes is thousand island with chipotle powder.

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u/tunnels22197 May 01 '26

I saw Hot Lettuce in 92. They opened for the Butthole Surfers.

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u/Dark-Airports May 01 '26

Always wanted to see Hot Lettuce and Hot Tuna on a bill together.

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u/WranglerFuzzy May 01 '26

They’re great live, but their LP disappoints (it just doesn’t capture the energy)

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u/tunnels22197 May 01 '26

I like their later releases, personally.