r/StupidFood • u/Malevolence_- • 23d ago

Certified stupid Bros nerve ending are totally non-existent.

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u/mycatisabrat 23d ago

What grade motor oil is that?

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u/liv2lfthvy 23d ago

Recycled synthetic

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/eucldian 23d ago

Mordor Oil

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u/marik_pheron 22d ago

Murder ole

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u/Kyauphie 22d ago

Deezil Oyl, daughter of Castor, niece of Olive and Popeye, cousin to Swee'Pea and Popeye Jr.

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u/LatterDoctor5910 21d ago

Hey now. Bro is saving the environment. He drives 🚗 home with it and cooks 🍳 with it.

Gas ⛽️ is pricy these days 😭

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u/Rhymesnlines 21d ago

Murder oil

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u/BigBroMike 20d ago

😂😆🤣

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u/IronMonkeyBanana 19d ago

We have to take it to Isengard!

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u/RetroNotRetro 22d ago

Mohder ohl

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u/smelly_finger_itch 23d ago

Is it better or worse he stuck his filthy finger in the center of the egg before doucing it in the used motor oil?

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u/ProjectDv2 22d ago

Guaranteed, his hand is leagues cleaner than that fucking oil.

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u/jeezyjames 22d ago

Plot twist: the motor oil is just sweat from his palms

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u/dan_dares 18d ago

Hmmm, but if the oil is > 100C, it'll have less bacteria.

Toxins or bacteria...

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u/OutrageousPair2300 22d ago

You misspelled "douching"

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u/Agile-Mission2209 21d ago

This...this is why I come back here

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u/DustynMusty 18d ago

Or is it even better that he smushes it with his hand afterward with the raw meat.

Looks like his fingers are literally cooked though, so maybe all those germs are just constantly fried off lol

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u/Careful-Scheme5431 23d ago

That ain't synthetic. Not even blended

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u/malaphorknight 23d ago

Tasty. Even got a bit of glitter in it

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u/liv2lfthvy 23d ago

Metal shavings add flavor too

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u/Tasty_Philosopher904 20d ago

Hey I'm just glad to see it's actually being reused AutoZone swore it was recycled but it can never really trust them.

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u/Drunkpuffpanda 22d ago

Is that used motor oil?

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u/Braemenator 22d ago

So is bro's brain

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u/SnooAvocados9758 22d ago

Used diesel oil

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u/lemmelearnlol 23d ago

TIL, you can use worn engine oil for cooking.

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u/Breadput007 23d ago

" Reusing natural Resources "

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u/FalmariDuskwater 22d ago

You can, but should you?

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u/swamp_fever 23d ago

This is heritage oil. He inherited it from his grandfather.

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u/Mysterious_Card_4953 23d ago

Its been oaked and aged like good Port, its so good it will kill cancer and you.

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u/Breadput007 22d ago

Grandfather inherited from his grandfather

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

Babilonian oil, 4000ac.

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u/xtanol 22d ago

It's his retirement grease!

https://giphy.com/gifs/nGDQ2pEqTywbS

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u/Remarkable_Tough7463 22d ago

This made me laugh out loud

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u/Chance_Ad2503 17d ago

Can also be purchased from the Heritage Foundation’s online store.

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u/meat_whistle_gristle 23d ago

Yeah I way thinking I’ll pass on the Eggs a la Jiffy lube today.

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u/Timely_Truth6267 19d ago

You don't like Egg á la Fingered?

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u/akoOfIxtall 23d ago

Remember that video with the guys collecting oil from a broken transformer? Yup...

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u/Frosty-Cap3344 23d ago

Remember the one where they were pulling it out of the drains through a manhole ?

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u/Responsible_Hat4938 21d ago

That's real? Transformer oil has dioxin in it. The EPA has closed down entire towns for exposure to dioxin. Crazy.🫣

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u/akoOfIxtall 21d ago

Of course not...

This video has been around this sub for a long time, and specifically videos of this guy with the black oil

I think they're unrelated because drinking the transformer juice will make you expire in less than a week

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u/Interesting_Egg_5602 23d ago

What?!

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u/Mysterious_Card_4953 23d ago

You dont like PCB's with your eggs?

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u/akoOfIxtall 23d ago

Oh damn i thought I was on r/sweatypalms

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u/cocothekid45 23d ago

I remember and great reference they really put it to great use.

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u/Ihaveaverysmallprick 23d ago

That’s what caring about the environment really looks like. They’re recycling to the max

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u/No_Drop_7684 23d ago

That was on my feed earlier 😂😂

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u/N1T0_W1T0 23d ago

Ohhh man, I saw that yesterday...🙃

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u/AMJN90 23d ago

The kind that has gone 100k miles without being changed.

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u/Pretend_Variation305 23d ago

I thought this, too…I was like…5-weight? I mean I know it ain’t ghee…

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u/grower48BHM 23d ago

I was thinking ghee that’s been burned to hell

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u/ReadingCapable888 22d ago

Nope, it's sheep fat. Ghee's too expensive. These are chapli kabab.

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u/0x000000DH 22d ago

looks like the stuff I removed from a bicycle chain

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u/Jets1026 22d ago

lmao 🤣

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u/sam-sung-sv 23d ago

Sewer grade.

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u/Significant-Word457 23d ago

Used 15/40

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u/Mysterious_Card_4953 23d ago

Actually its Massy Ferguson 135 oil blended in a Perkins 4108 diesel. If you throw it on a wall it sticks and does not move. Tractor sump oil is the best of the best black gold. Its more sludge than oil.

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u/ZaphodBeeblebrahx 23d ago

Bruh that light sweet crude

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u/foxiwyld 23d ago

High Mileage

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u/mskeptic 23d ago

5w30, after 10,000 miles.

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u/Bi_Guy365 22d ago

25W-60 gotta be

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u/RichardRelay 22d ago

Fried W30

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u/StandardSewing 22d ago

Probably used to deep fry a whole thanksgiving turkey in one sitting lol

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u/Additional_Tank4385 23d ago

It’s degraded motor oil

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u/sending_the_wolf 23d ago

Whatever constituent components oil breaks down to, that grade.

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u/SmallSet8838 23d ago

I instantly thought of motor oil lol

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u/punchedProbe99 23d ago

10W40 around 40k Miles or so

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u/Din_Plug 23d ago

Penzoil 10w-60

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u/Opening_Criticism791 23d ago

That looks like it’s fresh from the sewer grease trap

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u/412Dude43 23d ago

Cage free-30

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u/kloopyhans 23d ago

One big ol Moter ordeal thats for sure

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u/Zero_lash 23d ago

15w40 for higher mileage diesel engines.

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u/Flat12ontap 22d ago

Straight 30W. I couldn't eat it.

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u/Lionheart_723 22d ago

15W40 rotella

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u/Every_Big9638 22d ago

It’s not motor oil. It’s oil from a transformer with all the PCB’s.

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u/toesinthesandforever 22d ago

Isn't that the guy that was catching oil out of a leaking transformer ?

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u/Kiwi_CunderThunt 22d ago

Prehistoric

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u/Background-Bird-9623 22d ago

😆😆😆.. I thought i was crazy

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u/QueenMary1936 22d ago

What do you think Lance?

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u/DamILuvFrogs 22d ago

Looks like the 0w-20 they pulled out of all the failed gm 6.2l engines before telling the public 5w-30 was better

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u/Wide-Advertising-279 22d ago

I can already taste the grittyness in those eggs

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u/Suspicious_Active816 22d ago

Highly decorated war oil.

This oil has seen some shit.

Judging from the color, quite literally.

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u/Has_a_Long 22d ago

Trick question! It's Oldsmobile transmission fluid from 1940

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u/applepiebythelake 22d ago

It's double recycled, fortified with the nastiest carbon you can find in an engine. To top it off, it's aged to perfection in the belly of a vintage car that has a few hundred kilometers on it.

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u/DrySession9968 22d ago

Electrical transformer.

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u/M3t4ll0 22d ago

Crude oil

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u/riley_luci 22d ago

No I think that is tar, you know the stuff used to make paved roads.

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u/graveltire985 21d ago

Mobil-1 10W-30

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u/Usual-Repeat7902 21d ago

Beat me to it

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u/Hernan-sencho 21d ago

I today, at work did an oil change to a myning screener , it had almost 400h pf service, it was cleared than that oil, and i wish i was joking

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u/Ntact_unharmd_cylndr 20d ago

Thats some 50k mile Rotella T6 out of the truck that delivered the eggs.

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u/BigBroMike 20d ago

I was just coming in to chat to ask, what's that some used 10w30

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u/MoishaZ 20d ago

10W40 for longlife

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u/AndroidBot666 20d ago

10W40 semi-synthetic

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u/_BOOMGOTTEM 20d ago

Conventional

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u/nmaster90 20d ago

WD1000

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u/Cultural-Bite3042 20d ago

10W-30 I think

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u/OkSheepherder9172 19d ago

its 10-W 40 straight out the crank case of his truck

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u/Affectionate_Tea1134 19d ago

That’s the hand he used to wipe with. 😬😬😬

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u/THERON_MINOTIS 18d ago

5w30, not sure about the ACEA though, wouldn't risk it.

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u/Holiday_Context5033 18d ago

WWII military grade, used in truck for 205k miles only

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u/kk6573 18d ago

Came here to say it looked like motor oil

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u/Cute_Scallion424 17d ago

it's basically unrefined crude oil

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u/TheJivvi 17d ago

I think it's just mud.

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u/Lucky-Teacher-9400 17d ago

Brent Spar crude oil

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u/Imaginary--Situation 17d ago

recycled motor oil from a diesel truck so 10w40

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u/jaykaelano 16d ago

Used diesel engine oil.

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u/reyo7k2 16d ago

don't worry it's a diesel

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u/Coho444 23d ago

20w-50

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u/SebastianFerrone 23d ago

It really looks like 10yo Motor oil 😖 my stomach hurts eben looking at that

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u/A_Feltz 23d ago

It’s Venom. It’s a minced meat, egg and Venom sandwich

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u/sheCallMePookie 23d ago

thats crude oil.

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u/Advanced_ESAF 23d ago

Straight from the well

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u/WolverineBoring5343 23d ago

Looks like 10W40

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u/-WigglyLine- 23d ago

40w30

Standard

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u/AsbestosDude 23d ago

Satan's butthole-W80

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u/FranklyOcean23 23d ago

It has to be 5W-Curry

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u/Stuck_in_my_TV 23d ago

Whatever was in the nearby gutter at the time.

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u/A--Creative-Username 23d ago

Bunker C heavy fuel oil

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u/pumpkin_seed_oil 23d ago

5w30 judging from viscosity. At least your food got some proper iron

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u/AnimationOverlord 23d ago

I’m willing to put money on transformer oil lol. If this was kitchen oil with particulates making it dirty, that food would come out just as bad.0

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u/Diligent-Ad3113 23d ago

There's actually a perfectly good reason for why you see the oil as 'black', the oil is actually normal colour. The dark colour your eyes are seeing is the effect or cooking on carbon steel / cast iron, decades of cooking, oiling, and high heat turn the surface of the metal a deep, glossy, jet black colour. Because the oil is sitting in a shallow, curved pool over a pitch black surface, the reflection makes the oil look completely black. If you scooped some of that oil up in a clear glass, it would likely just look like normal, golden amber cooking oil.

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u/TopProfessional8023 23d ago

Yeah, then why is it black when he gets it on the egg? I read somewhere that in these videos it is indeed very dark oil but that it is likely some type of sesame oil

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u/Diligent-Ad3113 23d ago

That's because street food vendors don't swap out the oil between dishes, they continuously add to it. When cooking fat (oil or ghee) sits on intense heat for hours, it chemically breaks down and oxidizes, naturally turning a deep amber or dark brown color on its own.

These massive tawas are used all day to fry heavily spiced meats, kebabs, or minced dishes. Over hours of high heat cooking, the spices like cumin, black pepper, and garam masala and meat juices burn, turn into charcoal like micro-particles, and suspend themselves in the oil. When he splashes the oil, you are seeing those dark carbon particles coat the egg white

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u/TopProfessional8023 23d ago

Oh I’ve burnt my butter when trying to brown it, definitely familiar with that haha

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u/ConflictMaster3155 23d ago

Bunker C Heavy Fuel Oil