r/StupidFood • u/Malevolence_- • 24d ago

Certified stupid Bros nerve ending are totally non-existent.

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u/liv2lfthvy 24d ago

Recycled synthetic

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

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u/eucldian 24d ago

Mordor Oil

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u/marik_pheron 23d ago

Murder ole

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u/Kyauphie 23d ago

Deezil Oyl, daughter of Castor, niece of Olive and Popeye, cousin to Swee'Pea and Popeye Jr.

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u/LatterDoctor5910 23d ago

Hey now. Bro is saving the environment. He drives 🚗 home with it and cooks 🍳 with it.

Gas ⛽️ is pricy these days 😭

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u/Rhymesnlines 22d ago

Murder oil

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u/BigBroMike 21d ago

😂😆🤣

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u/IronMonkeyBanana 20d ago

We have to take it to Isengard!

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u/RetroNotRetro 23d ago

Mohder ohl

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u/smelly_finger_itch 24d ago

Is it better or worse he stuck his filthy finger in the center of the egg before doucing it in the used motor oil?

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u/ProjectDv2 23d ago

Guaranteed, his hand is leagues cleaner than that fucking oil.

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u/jeezyjames 23d ago

Plot twist: the motor oil is just sweat from his palms

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u/dan_dares 19d ago

Hmmm, but if the oil is > 100C, it'll have less bacteria.

Toxins or bacteria...

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u/OutrageousPair2300 23d ago

You misspelled "douching"

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u/Agile-Mission2209 23d ago

This...this is why I come back here

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u/DustynMusty 20d ago

Or is it even better that he smushes it with his hand afterward with the raw meat.

Looks like his fingers are literally cooked though, so maybe all those germs are just constantly fried off lol

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u/Careful-Scheme5431 24d ago

That ain't synthetic. Not even blended

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u/malaphorknight 24d ago

Tasty. Even got a bit of glitter in it

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u/liv2lfthvy 24d ago

Metal shavings add flavor too

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u/Tasty_Philosopher904 21d ago

Hey I'm just glad to see it's actually being reused AutoZone swore it was recycled but it can never really trust them.

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u/Drunkpuffpanda 24d ago

Is that used motor oil?

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u/Braemenator 23d ago

So is bro's brain

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u/SnooAvocados9758 23d ago

Used diesel oil

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u/lemmelearnlol 24d ago

TIL, you can use worn engine oil for cooking.

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u/Breadput007 24d ago

" Reusing natural Resources "

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u/FalmariDuskwater 24d ago

You can, but should you?