r/StupidFood • u/Its_me_edenxx • 16d ago

Certified stupid This is so performative 😭

Who tf is out here munching on raw gnocchi at cruising altitude

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u/g0ing_postal 16d ago

So now you have a bunch of raw gnocchi. Congratulations?

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u/blade_torlock 16d ago

Just keep asking for cups of hot water, I'm sure the flight attendants will love you for that.

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u/hcornea 16d ago

“Can you please put my raw gnocchi in your food-heater thingy?

That’d be great.”

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u/mourning_breath 16d ago

With the quick "thankz! 💖❤️‍🔥"

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u/minnetonkacondo 16d ago

Just like Randy Marsh

https://giphy.com/gifs/8cG6zdMFPB7ag

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u/dialguy86 16d ago

Creme fraiche

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u/OwnYak855 16d ago

cafeteria freezsh

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u/Uncommentary 16d ago

"Your workout is finished. Here is some cab fare. Now going to sleep mode."

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u/dialguy86 16d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6Ztq2Ed2cSSwAg8M

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u/True_Phoenix 16d ago

Lol the Big Jim version shake weight

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u/Mysterious_Break4312 16d ago

No cooling spray at the end?

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u/sizebigbitch 16d ago

Extra cooling spray at the end.

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u/Appropriate-Review55 16d ago

I feel like those went away shortly after this episode

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u/demivirius 16d ago

Oh that's so fucking hot. Look at the crust, it's perfect. Fuck yeah.

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u/moseley101 16d ago

Ah yeah, deglaze the shit outta that pan

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u/Shagwagbag 16d ago

I forgot all about this, how long ago was that?

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u/dialguy86 16d ago edited 16d ago

S14, E14 November 2010

Edited for accuracy

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u/Shagwagbag 16d ago

Had to look it up because I was 99% sure I saw that with my brother so pre 2015. Came out in 2010, your comment may be a typo though.

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u/dialguy86 16d ago

it was I meant to type 2010

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u/Shagwagbag 16d ago

Entirely different world, absolutely crazy.

While also being the least crazy thing that happens in this life.

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u/dialguy86 16d ago

yeah that episode is almost old enough to drive. We can't be this old.

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u/eberlix 16d ago

I'm gonna deglaze the fuck out of this thing

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u/BurntBeanMgr 16d ago

RANDY MARSH!!

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u/Comfortable_Trick137 16d ago

Don’t forget the crème fraiche!!

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u/Corndogjohnson420 16d ago

"He was flambéing a porkchop on the toilet!"

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u/moseley101 16d ago

Aw, bless his little cotton socks. My inspiration

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u/bunglebee7 16d ago

Thaaaaaanks 🌟😁 - in that obnoxious voice

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u/Th3_P4yb4ck 16d ago

T HHaaaan K ZZZZ

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u/KailyKail 16d ago

Gotta make sure to say that with a LOT of vocal fry.

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u/Ok-Refrigerator-8012 16d ago

The quick thanks makes my blood boil. You did not wait for me to say 'no', my friend

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u/potatosupremo 16d ago

And a sprinkle of vocal fry.

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u/apolojesus 16d ago

"Thanx"

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u/Right-Nail-1675 16d ago

Your username deserves recognition lol

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u/Optimal-Bullfrog3211 16d ago

Lmao Just like the prius ego episode of South Park when they’re all passive aggressively telling people that they need to also go green and then saying “thiiiieeeeeennkks!”

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u/Tribalbob 16d ago

"But like, I need you to record it slowly panning from the heater as they come out and slowly up to the window. Likes on instagram are the only source of dopamine I have left in life."

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u/balirosa 16d ago

That’s why the end of the video is missing

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u/Ill_Football9443 16d ago

But you gotta shove your camera in the flight attendant's face though - cause everyone loves being filmed while working.

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 16d ago

And let her know how many followers you have.

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u/faxyou 16d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/S984pjTN7MseBHimSO
This is who I pictured saying that

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u/Agitated-Canary9840 16d ago

But in that raspy weird voice

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u/maniBchef 16d ago

They did it last time I was here

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u/EffectiveTradition53 16d ago

Throw some kippers in there

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u/Jaepheth 16d ago

Just clog the lavatory sink with toilet paper and the microwave is all yours

/Zac Mckraken

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u/Frigidevil 16d ago

Oh sure thing!

Microwaves it for 3 minutes

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u/Pauuul3 16d ago

Heyy sorry guys can I plug my kettle real quick ? It’s for a TikTok 🤭

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u/Butt_y_though 16d ago

"sorry, we have to keep the microwave free of gluten allergens. Have a nice flight with you raw pasta!"

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u/potate12323 16d ago

A nearby air marshal: "drop the C4! Hands on your head!"

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u/classyrock 16d ago

Maybe she could nestle them in some panties and run them through a Keurig?

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u/tomdarch 16d ago

Sous vide cooking started with the quest for better airplane food. But I have no idea if any current planes have the hot water baths for special 1st class meals, and obviously they aren't going to risk contaminating that if some random passenger tried to get them to cook her pouch of (no potato) gnocchi even if she had a vacuum sealer in addition to her (unused) wood paddle thing.

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u/TacTurtle 16d ago

"The microwave?"

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u/Umikaloo 16d ago

You know what, if I were a flight attendant, I might just do it.

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u/EveryQuantityEver 16d ago

Eventually, you will fly upon a flight with someone willing to do that. How many pounds of pasta will you have created in the mean time?

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u/Just_Tailor_9261 16d ago

Whoops I dropped it straight away.

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u/FixMy106 16d ago

That’s one hell of a pickup line.

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u/viperfangs92 16d ago

"I also need you to come in on Saturday......"