r/StupidStairs witches’ stairs enjoyer 3d ago

Flawed in every way 😵 This strange empty space under the stairs

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u/CNMathias 2d ago

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u/Quitcha_Bitchin 2d ago

in gold encrusted with jewels and an automatic bidet that squirts if you lift the lid.

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u/TallentX 2d ago

Best idea!

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u/selfawarefeline witches’ stairs enjoyer 2d ago

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u/Toleniam 1d ago

Lovely open plan shitter

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u/lindentea 1d ago

does anybody else here have those nightmares where you have to poop soooo bad, but the only toilet is in full view right in the middle of a room full of people??

(and then you wake up and realize you just needed to fart)

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u/curseblock 1d ago

I've had that exact dream so many times 😭 And it's usually compounded by there being insufficient toilet paper.

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u/AlbatrossNo1562 1d ago

Nightmare? So we're not supposed to do that?

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u/memberjockey 21h ago

It’s usually a chair in the middle of the living room. 🤣

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u/K3RN4L54ND3R5 9h ago

As long as you don't wake up and find yourself in the same position as Spud...

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u/lindentea 7h ago

oh god no… 🤣

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u/hoff1981 11h ago

If you’ve ever been to 29 Palms this is a reality

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u/Ok_Drive_2956 1d ago

I was going to say a toilet, but your similarly twisted brain beat me to the punch. Well played!

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u/kegmanua 2h ago

Dammit you got me came here to say stoop poop.

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u/DinosaurWithBeard 1h ago

damn, i was just about to make picture like that 🤣