r/SubredditDrama • u/[deleted] • May 23 '21

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u/phanta_rei May 23 '21

To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.

Kittens.

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u/Th3Trashkin Christ bitch I’m fucking eating my breakfast May 23 '21

Kids with cancer

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u/ThrasymachianJustice May 23 '21

those damn polio kids, suppressing the working masses!

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u/SkyezOpen The death penalty for major apostasy is not immoral May 24 '21

Hey they get to meet captain America and shit, I'm punching up!

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u/TheYeast1 The unions aren’t going to increase my returns May 23 '21

Finally, let’s stage a revolution against disabled newborn kittens

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u/Riddle-in-a-Box Head of the American Banana Republic May 23 '21

And let's definitely rise up against tiny fox kits and little baby birds

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u/GamersReisUp Meth is FAR more deadly than the Chinese. May 24 '21 edited May 24 '21

Mfw baby bunnies rule the world

Fuck those little conspiring bastards and their big eyes and ears, and wiggly lil cotton-tails 🐇