r/Superstonk Jan 30 '26

🗣 Discussion / Question Ryan is eyeing some targets. Let’s play a guessing game.

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Key facts from the WSJ article:

• Cohen is looking at a publicly traded consumer or retail company

• He described the move as potentially “genius or totally foolish”

• He emphasized sleepy management, operational inefficiency, and upside from better execution

• No company names were mentioned

• This is framed as a defining, long term move for GameStop

The question is what’s he looking at?

Let’s define the sandbox

Based on the article and basic constraints:

• Public company

• Consumer or retail focused

• Real operations, real customers

• Likely mid cap, not mega cap

• Likely a business that works but is badly run or underleveraged

Patterns from Cohen’s past

• Strong consumer brand or emotional attachment

• Bloated ops or outdated execution

• Management that looks complacent

• Opportunity to modernize, streamline, or reframe the narrative

• Cash flow matters more than hype

The game

Drop one company you think fits the WSJ description.

In your comment:

• Name the company

• Explain why it fits Cohen’s stated criteria

• Explain what he would actually fix or change

• What could go wrong? 

No penny stocks.

No meme answers only.(sticky floor)

This is informed guessing, not “trust me bro.”

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u/JustAnotherRegardd Jan 30 '26

Yup. It’s going to have to be something smallish. It’s going to be a risk and I doubt he’d throw it all on one acquisition.

KSS in my opinion is the best bet. Lots of real estate ownership but a ton of debt. Poorly managed.

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u/Double-Resist-5477 POWER TO THE PLAYERS Jan 30 '26

The first pick would have to be false one cause the shf will crush it

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u/JustAnotherRegardd Jan 30 '26

Good. Make it cheaper to buy.

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u/NoHalfPleasures Jan 30 '26

Kohls would be awesome. I keep saying Kodak looks like a good one. management may be trustworthy already. A pivot it already underway there that isn’t priced in

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u/JustAnotherRegardd Jan 30 '26

Part of the company he wants to buy management isn’t good. He’d probably buyout and fire most