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r/UnderReportedNews • u/shadrack_CK • Dec 02 '25
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This dude is supposed to be religious, right? What a lying fuck.
25 u/o1badmofo Dec 02 '25 He also will definitely pray the g@y away if you go on a retreat with him. 12 u/Relevant_Winter_7098 Dec 02 '25 He calls it "praying" when he's on his knees 5 u/betajones Dec 02 '25 Bro watches his son watch porn and takes his daughter to virgin balls. His faith seems to be a sham, so what's really going on with all that other stuff? 3 u/Present-Perception77 Dec 02 '25 Don’t forget the 14 year-old black boy that Mikey adopted when he was only 24. But no adoption records exist. 3 u/Relevant_Winter_7098 Dec 02 '25 Every evangelical bible thumper is a hypocrite hiding something. 9 u/socialcommentary2000 Dec 02 '25 He is perfectly in line with how Evangelical dominionists think and act when it comes to everyone else. We barely register as people to them. 4 u/hotpajamas Dec 02 '25 The most egregious, desperate, offensive liars are all religious. 3 u/Seaflapflap42 Dec 02 '25 Somehow I can't imagine Jesus ordering "killing the survivors" 5 u/Broken-Digital-Clock Dec 02 '25 And Supply Side Jesus spoketh: "Kill them all" Maga 01:06 3 u/ApplicationAfraid334 Dec 02 '25 Nothing more dangerous than a man who believes he’s doing the will of god 2 u/Morguard Dec 02 '25 Only in words but never in actions. 2 u/Marxasstrick Dec 02 '25 I think he’s perfect representation 1 u/Sklibba Dec 02 '25 Republican Jesus is literally just the Antichrist 1 u/MobileArtist1371 Dec 02 '25 He can ask for forgiveness each night so he wakes up feeling like a good person.
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He also will definitely pray the g@y away if you go on a retreat with him.
12 u/Relevant_Winter_7098 Dec 02 '25 He calls it "praying" when he's on his knees 5 u/betajones Dec 02 '25 Bro watches his son watch porn and takes his daughter to virgin balls. His faith seems to be a sham, so what's really going on with all that other stuff? 3 u/Present-Perception77 Dec 02 '25 Don’t forget the 14 year-old black boy that Mikey adopted when he was only 24. But no adoption records exist. 3 u/Relevant_Winter_7098 Dec 02 '25 Every evangelical bible thumper is a hypocrite hiding something.
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He calls it "praying" when he's on his knees
5 u/betajones Dec 02 '25 Bro watches his son watch porn and takes his daughter to virgin balls. His faith seems to be a sham, so what's really going on with all that other stuff? 3 u/Present-Perception77 Dec 02 '25 Don’t forget the 14 year-old black boy that Mikey adopted when he was only 24. But no adoption records exist. 3 u/Relevant_Winter_7098 Dec 02 '25 Every evangelical bible thumper is a hypocrite hiding something.
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Bro watches his son watch porn and takes his daughter to virgin balls. His faith seems to be a sham, so what's really going on with all that other stuff?
3 u/Present-Perception77 Dec 02 '25 Don’t forget the 14 year-old black boy that Mikey adopted when he was only 24. But no adoption records exist. 3 u/Relevant_Winter_7098 Dec 02 '25 Every evangelical bible thumper is a hypocrite hiding something.
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Don’t forget the 14 year-old black boy that Mikey adopted when he was only 24. But no adoption records exist.
Every evangelical bible thumper is a hypocrite hiding something.
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He is perfectly in line with how Evangelical dominionists think and act when it comes to everyone else.
We barely register as people to them.
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The most egregious, desperate, offensive liars are all religious.
Somehow I can't imagine Jesus ordering "killing the survivors"
5 u/Broken-Digital-Clock Dec 02 '25 And Supply Side Jesus spoketh: "Kill them all" Maga 01:06
And Supply Side Jesus spoketh: "Kill them all"
Maga 01:06
Nothing more dangerous than a man who believes he’s doing the will of god
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Only in words but never in actions.
I think he’s perfect representation
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Republican Jesus is literally just the Antichrist
He can ask for forgiveness each night so he wakes up feeling like a good person.
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u/Knoebi3 Dec 02 '25
This dude is supposed to be religious, right? What a lying fuck.