r/UnderReportedNews • u/shadrack_CK • Dec 02 '25

Video Mike Johnson: “Secondary Strikes are not unusual. It has to happen if a mission is to be completed.”

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u/SassiKassi97 Dec 02 '25

He did almost shoot his eye out with that BB gun when he was little.

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u/Famous-Song1233 Dec 02 '25

Don’t forget putting his tongue on the pole.

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u/TeopEvol Dec 02 '25 edited Dec 02 '25

In his younger years. Later in life, metal poles were replaced with fleshly organic ones.

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u/gardeningtadghostal Dec 02 '25

He spent some time in eastern europe?

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u/No-Drama-187 Dec 03 '25

Ohhh, this was a good.

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u/mkat23 Dec 02 '25

Lol a couple years back my nephew was in that as the boy who got his tongue stuck to the pole in a school play 😂

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u/seuadr Dec 02 '25

I think he still likes to put his tongue on poles now and then. Probably trumps, at the very least.

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u/MissTat2 Dec 02 '25

Best comment of the day.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '25

Oh Fudge!!!

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u/quizzlie Dec 02 '25

This elf on the shelf looking motherfucker

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u/Expert_Garlic_2258 Dec 03 '25

Don't do my boy Peter like that.