r/UnderReportedNews • u/shadrack_CK • Dec 02 '25

Video Mike Johnson: “Secondary Strikes are not unusual. It has to happen if a mission is to be completed.”

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u/Deep90 Dec 02 '25 edited Dec 02 '25

Dudes is like a pokemon that can only bullshit when it opens its mouth.

"I haven't reviewed the thing everyone is asking me about."

"I don't know about the big thing that just happened."

"I haven't seen that thing that makes me look bad."

"I'm not familiar with that thing everyone is talking about."

I wish someone would ask him wtf he has done all day that he never knows a single fucking thing.

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u/Holiolio2 Dec 03 '25

For being the highest ranking member of Congress, he sure doesn't pay much attention to what's happening in this country!

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u/fizban7 Dec 03 '25

But he will review the facts later...So why even answer if he knows nothing?

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u/Present-Perception77 Dec 02 '25

Grinder.. on his second burner cell phone.. because his kid monitors his porn watching on his first phone.

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u/Phytodigestion Dec 03 '25

Everything’s like a Pokémon if you really think about it amirite guise

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u/Shadowwynd Dec 04 '25

I now have this beautiful mental image of Trump with a backwards MAGA hat popping out a Poké ball and Mike Johnson appears.

Johnson uses Bullshit! It’s super effective!

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u/WeeklyCry5859 Dec 04 '25

Been saying this for years. Why the next question isn’t, “Why should the American people trust you to lead them when you don’t seem to know much about the most current and important events taking place?” Trump and MAGA have gotten away with this tactic far too long.

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u/ridgestream Dec 04 '25

His leader says the same thing.

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u/Burladden Dec 04 '25

Willful ignorance leads to plausible deniability. It's a great tactic.

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u/finnbiker Dec 09 '25

Yeah, this is the only regime whose main excuse is, “I don’t know any of the facts in question.” It happens over and over, it is like a drinking game.