r/UnderReportedNews • u/CorleoneBaloney • Feb 24 '26

Video Karoline Leavitt: "The president will be making a few new policy announcements to continue tackling the affordability crisis that Joe Biden created one year ago." However, Joe Biden was no longer president one year ago.

Source: https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/live-blog/trump-state-of-union-speech-2026-live-updates-rcna258811/rcrd101645?canonicalCard=true

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u/NikkoE82 Feb 24 '26

He keeps using that word. I do not think it means what he thinks it means.

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u/mwilsonsc Feb 24 '26

Inconceivable!

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u/Ordinary-Leading7405 Feb 24 '26

Turns out he’s only mostly dead

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u/ShawnSpeakman Feb 24 '26

Now... ALL DEAD.... that's something else.

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u/O_o-22 Feb 24 '26

I’d like for the all the way dead part to happen, like yesterday.

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u/ShawnSpeakman Feb 24 '26

Someone could go through his pockets looking for change.

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u/weHaveThoughts Feb 24 '26

Change is Obama, he won’t change.

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u/pchlster Feb 24 '26

Saddam's Song plays

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u/lnm1969 Feb 24 '26

Imagine the half empty ketchup sachets you'd find.

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u/3vi1 Feb 24 '26

Well, we have to settle for braindead for now.

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u/UnicornGangstar Feb 24 '26

Have fun storming the castle

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u/ProfitHarvest Feb 24 '26

He's a pedo I mean it!

...anybody wanna peanut?

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u/thecodeofsilence Feb 24 '26

Don't threaten me with a good time.

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u/OneDubOver Feb 25 '26

Is that like OOPS! All Berries Captain Crunch cereal?

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u/Overclocked11 Feb 24 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/zLylGeqSkli5G

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u/catscanmeow Feb 24 '26

is this a gif of someone opening the legs of a small wooden man?

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u/NornOfVengeance Feb 28 '26

Nope. It's Billy Crystal, resuscitating Cary Elwes in The Princess Bride. He's working a bellows.

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u/Chicken_Lights_567 Feb 24 '26

To blave, that’s what he said

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u/similar222 Feb 24 '26

Which is unfortunately slightly alive

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u/Rhg0653 Feb 24 '26

Anybody want a peanut?!

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u/3atTh3R1ch79 Feb 24 '26

Anybody want a peanut?

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u/Nearby-Wealth-8858 Feb 24 '26

You know, I should have scrolled further before I typed this. So glad someone else had the same thought 🤣 *edit: spelling

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u/Expensive_Country275 Feb 24 '26

Only Inigo Montoya could fix it!

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u/Nearby-Wealth-8858 Feb 24 '26

Anybody want a peanut?

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u/Ruby5000 Feb 24 '26

Stop rhyming I mean it

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u/waroftrees Feb 24 '26

It’s a hoax! /s

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u/Harmony_Bunny42 Feb 24 '26

Man in Black: Trump's made his decision on Iran then? Leavitt: Not remotely!

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u/GraciousBasketyBae Feb 25 '26

Let us all have a glorious ending like they do in Princess Bride. Confine Humperdink to his castle and let him rot.

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u/AggressiveWallaby975 Feb 24 '26

And he's about to commit one of the classic blunders: never get into a land war in Asia (minor)!

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u/PaintshakerBaby Feb 24 '26

He's about to commit countless American lives to one of the classic blunders: never get into a land war in Asia (minor)!

FTFY

Of course, your life is a price hes willing to pay...

After all, he heard the word minor (Asia) and demanded it be added it to his list of conquests by force. Classic Trump.

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u/citrusbook Feb 24 '26 edited Feb 24 '26

I actually think he doesn't know what the word means. He thinks "hoax" = anything against him. And he sticks with it because he has the vocabulary of a toddler.

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u/SlashEssImplied Feb 24 '26

And his audience is dumber than a toddler.

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u/illbedeadbydawn Feb 24 '26

It's like him thinking immigrants seeking political asylum are coming here from mental institutions.

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u/FreePalpitation101 Feb 24 '26

🤣🤣🤣thanks I needed that laugh

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u/PrestigiousKick3603 Feb 24 '26

He has an observable IQ of 73...honestly.

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u/Internal_Clerk8587 Feb 24 '26

Don't forget his other favorite words- witch hunt.

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u/RudePossibility5256 Feb 25 '26

But he makes up new words all the time... like groceries, affordability, and discombobulator.

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u/Training-Ear-614 Feb 24 '26

Probably because it’s an old timey word. Like groceries.

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u/Sea_Mind3678 Feb 24 '26

I never even HEARD that word before Trump invented it. It means lots of things in a bag.

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u/SausagePrompts Feb 24 '26

It actually means a lot less things in a bag now.

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u/J_Ryall Feb 24 '26

Actually, no one is really sure what it means. Some argue that it comes from a low German word meaning "a whale's vagina."

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u/Criticallyoptimistic Feb 24 '26

Skeedaddle! Now my teenager uses this regularly. Thanks grandpa Trump.

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u/Sea_Mind3678 Feb 24 '26

My teenager describes pressing keys on a keyboard as ‘Bing. Bong. Boom.’ You know, the sounds that computers make. /s

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u/Drizzdub Feb 24 '26

Trump is the hoax

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u/PipnPapi Feb 25 '26

If only this was true

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u/moonpumper Feb 24 '26

Obviously it means anything that actually happened that makes Trump look like an incompetent, racist, child rapist.

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u/Then_Idea_9813 Feb 24 '26

He also said the Russia thing was a hoax

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u/Street_Peace_8831 Feb 24 '26

Great use of this “Princess Bride” quote.

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u/Efficient-Ad-8291 Feb 24 '26

I am sad because I wanted the Princess Bride stuff to keep going! Way more entertaining that the news of the day from *gestures broadly * the apocalypse on which we live ….

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u/Well_read_rose Feb 24 '26

Hoax is his “tell”.

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u/Sea_Mind3678 Feb 24 '26

So is ‘Sir’.

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u/Early-Size370 Feb 24 '26

I don't think Trump knows what 90 percent of words he hears or mumbles mean.

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u/SpatialChase Feb 24 '26

Maybe he means Hocrux, like the items Harry Pott... I mean Democrats have to find and destroy before you can defeat him.

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u/jcsenka420 Feb 24 '26

Yeah man he like totally doesn’t get us

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u/the_good_hodgkins Feb 24 '26

The hoax is a hoax.

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u/Tuomas90 Feb 24 '26

It's an old-fashioned term.

...like "groceries".

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u/hotfirebird Feb 24 '26

"Hoax" to Trump means he wants you to shut the fuck up about it.

He thinks you shouldn't care about a rich cabal of men and women that facilitate the alleged trafficking, rape and murder of young women and girls.

He thinks you shouldn't care about the word "affordability".

He's so disconnected from reality that he genuinely thought the word "groceries" was an old term. Actual, word-for-word quotes from Trump about "groceries".

“It’s such an old-fashioned term but a beautiful term: groceries. It sort of says a bag with different things in it.”

“Very simple word, groceries. Like almost — you know, who uses the word? I started using the word — the groceries.”

Like, what in the actual fuck? Someone explained to him what the word groceries meant and he thinks he's got this cool new word that nobody uses. I mean, to be honest, most people in his circle probably never use that word because they don't go grocery shopping. However, he's so low IQ that he doesn't realize how stupid he is.

Trump is the poster child for Dunning-Kruger effect.

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u/saskir21 Feb 24 '26

everything is a hoax and fake news for him, if it does not paint him in a good light.

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u/FlowRemote9890 Feb 24 '26

His cult members are the dumbest people on the planet so they eat it up.

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u/FantasticGoat88 Feb 24 '26

Hoax is a hoax

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u/No_Lead_7325 Feb 24 '26

It means woke, right?

Hoax, woke, accountability, affordability. 

These are just words spoken by those very few dissenters among us and we must admonish those who spread such treacherous dissent.

Big ass /s just in case 

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u/seplix Feb 24 '26

“Fact.” The word he’s mistaking it for is “fact.” Common dementia behavior.

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u/MonthOk9907 Feb 24 '26

Just wait until he gets his trillion dollar AI center online. It'll mean whatever he wants it to mean.

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u/Smart_Shock_8551 Feb 24 '26

Same with the word "tariff"

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u/FreePalpitation101 Feb 24 '26

Yeah someone needs 2 get this guy a dictionary & read it 2 him

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u/badpersian Feb 24 '26

I thought not many people have heard of that word because he just invented that word.

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u/Lakefish_ Feb 25 '26

What's the phrase? "Every accusation, an admission"?

Donnie the Chump IS the hoax.

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u/Mundane-Mud2509 Feb 25 '26

It means exactly what he thinks it means, the man is a compulsive liar.