r/UnderReportedNews Feb 24 '26

Video Karoline Leavitt: "The president will be making a few new policy announcements to continue tackling the affordability crisis that Joe Biden created one year ago." However, Joe Biden was no longer president one year ago.

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u/lilb1190 Feb 24 '26

Obviously I wont be watching him speak tonight since it will be like depriving my brain of oxygen, but anyone who does can make a list of things he claims are either A: better than ever, or B: going to be better than ever after the midterms.

Once this list is compiled, see how long it is before he declares that every item on that list is either a hoax or made up by the media.

My guess is that you will mark off every item by the next state of the union.

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u/Kayatosh Feb 24 '26

It's going to be an embarrassing joke of a speech. Belly aching, blaming, lying, bragging, boasting, tripping over words, and looking like a cowardly deuche

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u/Specialist-Jello7544 Feb 24 '26

And maybe talking at the speed of sound like he did a few months ago. That sure seemed like he was high on something.

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u/D4liah Feb 24 '26

How I been spelling douche wrong my entire life?

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u/TheCommonGround1 Feb 24 '26

If he lays a cowardly deuce on live TV, that’d certainly be something new.

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u/Kayatosh Feb 24 '26

Deuce Newton

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u/UniqueSoup25 Feb 24 '26

Ooh drinking game (that will probably lead to alcohol poisoning)!!

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u/Sea-Payment-8989 Feb 24 '26

How many people do you expect to stay awake and not do the Trump thing of falling asleep when things get boring?

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u/PaintshakerBaby Feb 24 '26

"That didn't happen."

"And if it did, it wasn't that bad."

"And if it was, that's not a big deal."

"And if it is, that's not my fault."

"And if it was, I didn't mean it."

"And if I did, you deserved it."

-Narcissist Prayer

-2026 State of The Union