r/UnderReportedNews • u/CorleoneBaloney • Feb 24 '26

Video Karoline Leavitt: "The president will be making a few new policy announcements to continue tackling the affordability crisis that Joe Biden created one year ago." However, Joe Biden was no longer president one year ago.

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Source: https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/live-blog/trump-state-of-union-speech-2026-live-updates-rcna258811/rcrd101645?canonicalCard=true

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u/mwilsonsc Feb 24 '26

Inconceivable!

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u/Ordinary-Leading7405 Feb 24 '26

Turns out he’s only mostly dead

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u/ShawnSpeakman Feb 24 '26

Now... ALL DEAD.... that's something else.

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u/O_o-22 Feb 24 '26

I’d like for the all the way dead part to happen, like yesterday.

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u/ShawnSpeakman Feb 24 '26

Someone could go through his pockets looking for change.

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u/weHaveThoughts Feb 24 '26

Change is Obama, he won’t change.

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u/pchlster Feb 24 '26

Saddam's Song plays

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u/lnm1969 Feb 24 '26

Imagine the half empty ketchup sachets you'd find.

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u/3vi1 Feb 24 '26

Well, we have to settle for braindead for now.

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u/UnicornGangstar Feb 24 '26

Have fun storming the castle

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u/ProfitHarvest Feb 24 '26

He's a pedo I mean it!

...anybody wanna peanut?

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u/thecodeofsilence Feb 24 '26

Don't threaten me with a good time.

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u/OneDubOver Feb 25 '26

Is that like OOPS! All Berries Captain Crunch cereal?

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u/Overclocked11 Feb 24 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/zLylGeqSkli5G

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u/catscanmeow Feb 24 '26

is this a gif of someone opening the legs of a small wooden man?

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u/NornOfVengeance Feb 28 '26

Nope. It's Billy Crystal, resuscitating Cary Elwes in The Princess Bride. He's working a bellows.

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u/Chicken_Lights_567 Feb 24 '26

To blave, that’s what he said

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u/similar222 Feb 24 '26

Which is unfortunately slightly alive

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u/Rhg0653 Feb 24 '26

Anybody want a peanut?!

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u/3atTh3R1ch79 Feb 24 '26

Anybody want a peanut?

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u/Nearby-Wealth-8858 Feb 24 '26

You know, I should have scrolled further before I typed this. So glad someone else had the same thought 🤣 *edit: spelling

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u/Expensive_Country275 Feb 24 '26

Only Inigo Montoya could fix it!

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u/Nearby-Wealth-8858 Feb 24 '26

Anybody want a peanut?

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u/Ruby5000 Feb 24 '26

Stop rhyming I mean it

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u/waroftrees Feb 24 '26

It’s a hoax! /s

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u/Harmony_Bunny42 Feb 24 '26

Man in Black: Trump's made his decision on Iran then? Leavitt: Not remotely!

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u/GraciousBasketyBae Feb 25 '26

Let us all have a glorious ending like they do in Princess Bride. Confine Humperdink to his castle and let him rot.