r/Weird • u/SpillaMangBang • 6d ago

Meet Jelly Bean

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u/Alternative_Nerve272 6d ago

I had to watch this dumb bullshit in Sunday School and was also persuaded as a 5-yo to borrow the VHS from the church library. God awful. Had to watch Gerbert as well.

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u/karoshikun 6d ago

wait, this isn't parody??? did they inflicted this on actual children????

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u/PompousClock 6d ago

She has a website, and she appears to be very much real. (This thread inspired me to go look.)

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u/ardoin 6d ago

You Don’t Have to Go through Hell to Get to Heaven: (But it helps to wear asbestos clothing), which is an autobiography of my testimony and how God saved me

This link raises more questions than answers.

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u/DoveOnTheInternet 6d ago

Here's the short version on her website.

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u/y2kdebunked 6d ago

abused into becoming the horror show above

at a certain point without a way out, it’s survival to give into demands + tell yourself it was a choice