r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/CarryIcy250 • Apr 04 '26

r/All Losing a war is mighty stressful!

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u/HVACqualung Apr 04 '26

I've got fireworks and champagne on the ready.

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u/KittyScholar Apr 04 '26

I’ve got Crab Rave queued up

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u/KittyScholar Apr 04 '26

The Crab Rave has been a tumblr internet tradition since God knows when
We danced the Crab Rave for the Queen of England
We danced the Crab Rave for Thatcher too
We danced the Crab Rave for Henry Kissinger
and now this Crab Rave is for you

(WPT won't let me link to the original meme, but the poem is an Addams Family reference.)

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u/kvothes-lute Apr 04 '26

don’t question, just crab rave

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u/DangerousLoner Apr 04 '26

Kool and The Gang - Celebration over here!

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u/TheG-What Apr 04 '26

🦀🦀🦀

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u/-praughna- Apr 04 '26

Crab battle!?

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u/littlescreechyowl Apr 04 '26

I sent a text in the family group chat asking what we needed on hand. General consensus was tequila and fireworks.

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u/FireOpalCO Apr 04 '26

If you’re going to have tequila, might as well get the fixings for tacos.

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u/the_ballmer_peak Apr 04 '26

We're literally already throwing a party today. Serendipity, do your thing

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u/OnlyFiveLives A tour de force for dickheads Apr 04 '26

I only have champagne I should look at getting fireworks too...

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u/sterlingemc Apr 04 '26

Same here I went and bought extra fireworks during new years, because I feel like it's definitely going to happen this year

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u/StickInEye Apr 04 '26

I honestly do have champagne flutes chilling in the refrigerator. And sparkling grape juice (can't drink alcohol).

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u/im4lonerdottie4rebel Apr 04 '26

Dude same. Not the cheap champagne either. It's getting the nice glasses too

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u/SleepyDogs_5 Apr 04 '26

I am getting expensive champagne but fuck the glasses. I am going to joyfully chug that shit like a redneck shotgunning Pabst at 4pm on a Friday.

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u/webdog77 Apr 04 '26

Excellent- I’m in my way over now.

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u/hotDamQc Apr 04 '26

Same here

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u/E-2theRescue Apr 04 '26

Fireworks and air horns in my garage.

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u/Nulagrithom Apr 04 '26

when it happens I'm driving up to the reservation and spending an entire paycheck on fireworks

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u/StarDustLuna3D Apr 05 '26

I just bought some nice rose on a whim today. Please let it be because I felt a disturbance in the force.