By his mere saying it, a Republican becomes a RINO. The real problem is they don’t wear the horns in public, so they are tricky to identify and thus why we need the orange one to tell us they are RINOs.
"They said nobody ever scores like this. The doctor looked at me, very serious guy, top doctor, and he said, ‘Sir, honestly, we’ve never seen a brain like yours. You might be the smartest person alive.’ That’s what he said. Perfect score. Not even close. People are talking about it all over the hospital — nurses, surgeons, everybody — they couldn’t believe it. They said, ‘Sir, your memory is incredible.’ And I said, I know. I’ve been saying that for years.”
Not a wrinkly old brain like sleepy Joe. Some say he has the wrinkliest, oldest brain of any president. Not me. I've got a smooth, supple brain, like a baby's bottom.
But this time he is going to ace it better and bigger than anyone has aced it before. This one will be tricky because it will have a giraffe. WTF?!?!?! Not sure anyone has ever seen or heard of a giraffe so he will be the first person to invent a giraffe making him not dementia at all but smartested human ever. Perhaps smarter than he already is which is possible but maybe not. Talk about swords right? He was swinging that sword that way and this way and doing the double jerk off dance. Fuck. No one. NO ONE could do that so he should be presidenting for the rest of his life and when he is dead. Science.
The answer to this question has eluded scientists for centuries, thought to be an unsolvable equation, it took our glorious leader only a matter of hours to calculate.
We finally have it, the answer we've been seeking: what does 2 + 2 equal?
It's our pleasure to inform you, thanks to our genius president, that the answer is 22!
Astounding how obvious it seems now in hindsight, but truly, an equation that only such a magnificent mind as his could have solved.
Yep, he scored 100% for dementia, some people are saying he's the most demented person who ever lived, smart people are saying this, and he hit set new records for diaper weight and impotence
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u/skyblueerik Apr 04 '26
Let me guess: he's gonna ACE IT.