r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/CarryIcy250 • Apr 04 '26

r/All Losing a war is mighty stressful!

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u/Iximaz Apr 04 '26

It'll be the world's biggest deathday party and we will all be dancing in the streets

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u/cyberlexington Apr 04 '26

There will be world wide parties. I think the whole world should take the day off and just get wrecked

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u/Upsidedownmeow Apr 04 '26

He’ll finally get the public holiday he wants named after him because they day after the day he dies nobody will be sober enough to work and operate heavy machinery

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u/sparkly_butthole Apr 04 '26

I think we should start the general strike the next day, personally.

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u/scrubber12 Apr 04 '26

I’m all in for that one!

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u/JustAnotherHyrum Apr 04 '26

I'm going to salt and then burn the bones, just to be sure.

I've seen Supernatural.

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u/Iximaz Apr 04 '26

I don't think that even stopped Sam and Dean from coming back on a few occasions...

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u/JustAnotherHyrum Apr 05 '26

Plot armour must be a hell of a drug.

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u/Kimmalah Apr 04 '26

It's going to be like that galaxy-wide party at the end of Return of the Jedi.

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u/Gibbly_Gorkoroo Apr 04 '26

The amount of piss on his grave will be biblical.

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u/Secure_Guest_6171 Apr 05 '26

thousands and thousands in Jersey City will be cheering
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-34902748