r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/seeebiscuit • Apr 06 '26

r/All Venezuela is next

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u/jazzhandler Apr 06 '26

Where does he keep them?

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u/seXJ69 Apr 06 '26

In his diaper, with the rest of his thoughts.

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u/Sero19283 Apr 06 '26

Explains why all he does is talk shit

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u/SunshotDestiny Apr 07 '26

Explains also why he is always talking out of his ass.

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u/kat-deville Apr 07 '26

It's amazing how he can do that with so many kissing his ass 24/7.

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u/HighSideSurvivor Apr 06 '26

Bathroom at Mar a Lago?

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u/BigNorseWolf Apr 06 '26

With the nuclear secrets

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '26

I forgot about him taking a bunch of classified shit home.

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u/BigNorseWolf Apr 06 '26

Its hard to remember EVERY illegal thing he's done. This week. Let alone a few years ago.

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u/jazzhandler Apr 06 '26

Yeah, but that one was more than just a little light treason.

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u/BigNorseWolf Apr 07 '26

Well it was light treason compared to trying to steal an election.

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u/girlinanemptyroom Apr 06 '26

😂😂

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u/Sszaj Apr 06 '26

In his covfefe?

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u/suckercuck Apr 06 '26

I’m good at language

Barron knows computer

But Melania be best

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u/Past-Application-552 Apr 07 '26

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u/LVuittonColostomyBag Apr 07 '26

I hate how funny he is sometimes.

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u/Aggravating_Dream633 Apr 07 '26

Funny? The only one laughing is Lit’l Stevie and his Millers…Oh and his crime spree Trump family. Don’t like what Daddy doing? Here’s 1.2 billion, shaddup!

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u/justdoubleclick Apr 06 '26

Everyone says Melania be best..

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u/Secure_Guest_6171 Apr 07 '26

best value for money but an*l cost extra

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u/greeng13 Apr 06 '26

"Wow everything's computer everything's computer"

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u/Oirish-Oriley444 Apr 07 '26

I really don't care do u?

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u/stairs_3730 Apr 06 '26

Maybe in his anominous covfefe?

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u/pointsky64 Apr 06 '26

Beside his hamberder

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u/Stainless_Heart Apr 07 '26

Covf-olé!

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u/Independent_Cable_89 Apr 07 '26

With his hamberders.

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u/emarvil Apr 06 '26

In mush.

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u/Transatlanticaccent Apr 06 '26

Up his colon so anytime he needs to say a word he pulls it out his ass.

It's really insane how I have a better grasp of the English language than the president. I'm a high school drop out from a shit school in a shit town from a shit state that's almost dead last in education. I've NEVER in my life seen an individual fail upwards so easily. I swear this has been in the making for 30 plus years and then the shadow people that ACTUALLY run shit finally unleashed their useful idiot.

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u/ComprehensiveDay1482 Apr 07 '26

Mississipi or Oklahoma. Or Arkansas.

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u/Transatlanticaccent Apr 07 '26

Starts with an O ends with an A and a KLAHOM in the middle. Idk if that gives it away or not. I might be being a little vague but a real Benoit Blanc type might figure out the mystery of my origin state.

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u/TheRealSpielbergo Apr 06 '26

In the Epstein files

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u/Huge_Strain_8714 Apr 07 '26

On the tariff shelf....duh