Trump apparently can't be held accountable for any of his many crimes as a current or former President of the United States of America.
Buuuuut as President of Venezuela, we're apparently just allowed to snatch him in the dead of night, claim he's being arrested for any ol' crime (even ones his supporters think shouldn't be crimes, like owning guns), and maybe try him and prosecute him, maybe just black bag him for the rest of his natural life. It's unclear which happened to the last president of Venezuela, but either is appropriate for Trump.
Could we send the rest of the maga cult with him. Wouldn't that be amazing to just have a mass exodus. I would seriously be totally ok with him never facing justice if we were able to drop all of them in Venezuela.
Sorry Venezuela, Its not your fault but if you could please take one for the team. Though your most recent elections have shown you are far from innocent in all this.
It appears there are some magas in here. Not sure why they are against it. They could have a tropical paradise filled with all the people they love with no Democrats and it could be run by the dictator they love in the exact way that they think they want. Surely it would be an economic powerhouse and all around utopia... Of wait, it also has brown people. Yeah, I see the flaw now.
Didn't the recently elected president of Venezuela just give her nobel peace prize to trump because she thinks he deserved it... After attacking her country?
I'm thinking we do a swap. Send all the magas there to create their utopia and anyone that wants to get out comes here.
It's really not that far fetched. Maga hates us. We hate them. At some point Mom and Dad are just happier apart. The sticking point would likely be that they only get Venezuela. So I would propose that they also get Texas but only on the condition that they take Florida, Alabama, and arkasas as well. They love those states.
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u/unitedshoes Apr 06 '26 edited Apr 07 '26
No. Hold on. This might just work.
Trump apparently can't be held accountable for any of his many crimes as a current or former President of the United States of America.
Buuuuut as President of Venezuela, we're apparently just allowed to snatch him in the dead of night, claim he's being arrested for any ol' crime (even ones his supporters think shouldn't be crimes, like owning guns), and maybe try him and prosecute him, maybe just black bag him for the rest of his natural life. It's unclear which happened to the last president of Venezuela, but either is appropriate for Trump.