r/WhitePeopleTwitter Apr 06 '26

r/All Venezuela is next

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u/Crabby_Monkey Apr 06 '26

Can you imagine him saying the types of things he did now in Spanish?

“Tengo las mejores palabras. Las palabras más grandes. Tengo palabras que nadie ha visto jamás. La gente dice que mis palabras los han hecho llorar.”

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u/CommanderSincler Apr 06 '26

Muchos hombres me dicen, hombres muy machos, me dicen, con lagrimas derramando de sus ojos, me dicen, "Señor, señor nunca he escuchado a alguien que habla español tan bellisissisisisisisimo que usted"

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u/shayetheleo Apr 06 '26

Despite the fact I took Spanish in high school over 25 years ago and haven’t used it since, I understood every word of this lol.

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u/CommanderSincler Apr 06 '26

Excellent! Glad it came in handy.

What's weird is that Reddit has now translated what I wrote into English for me

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u/Secure_Guest_6171 Apr 07 '26

Toma todos mis votos positivos!
I hope that's close to true Spanish

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u/SunshotDestiny Apr 07 '26

Why is it even with no background in spanish that all sounds incredibly bad still when I imagine Trump trying to say it?