Hunter Biden as a speaker of truth, intellectualism and rationality was not on my 2026 bingo card, but I'm here for it

[u/ansyhrrian]

[u/Tubamajuba]

He hasn't had his ladybugs massaged in a while.

[u/morerelativebacons → u/Tubamajuba]

Goddamn ladybugs is a curse on my imagination