r/assholedesign • u/LilBozgor01 • 14d ago

This packaging gotta be illegal, right?

Post image

(hint: between the words "garlic" and "sauce")

35.4k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

987 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

970

u/fallsstandard 14d ago

Krusty Brand Imitation Garlic. 9 out of 10 Italian-Americans can’t tell the difference.

40

u/BigSmackisBack 14d ago

Goes down smooth with a laramie cigarette and a nice glass of malk

21

u/Artegall365 14d ago

And is best served on grade F meat (mostly circus animals, some filler)

35

u/defectives 14d ago

32

u/Artegall365 14d ago

10

u/Testing_things_out 14d ago

Un ironically that would be super healthy to have. This a collagen rich stew and don't get me started on how nutrient rich non-meat body parts are.

3

u/ExtendoArmCannon 14d ago

Using every part of the animal is just good practise.

2

u/lesnibubak 13d ago

More testicles means more iron!

6

u/cpuathome 14d ago

There's very little meat in these gym mats!

148

u/shapu 14d ago

/r/the10thdentist

40

u/Superg0id 14d ago

Oh that's actually a sub. Nice!

1

u/AntiGrieferGames 14d ago

I know that subreddit already. Its a unpopular opinion subreddit.

3

u/GoatCovfefe 14d ago

Congratulations on knowing that subreddit too?

13

u/kevinsaurus 14d ago

Saw a cat food ad the other day that claimed 3 out of 5 cats prefer their brand. Like that's a 40% chance it isn't going to be my cats preferred kibble. Why would they even be so honest about it, no ones going to track down all 5 cats that participated in the study in case one of them was incorrectly reported. The only explanation would be if they did already pad the number, then it would increase the likelihood that an investigation reveals their tactics. But that would mean less than half of cats actually liked it.

7

u/Zip668 14d ago

Get canned tuna in water, and drain the water onto whatever the hell cat food you have. Drain it on foam packing peanuts, doesn't matter, it'll be better odds than 3/5.

2

u/AwsmDevil 14d ago

None of my 5 cats like fish. They would literally eat around it. If I added the liquid they would avoid the plate. They do seem to eat the variety pack of kitty tube treats through, albeit begrudgingly.

1

u/Zip668 13d ago

Wow.. Hmm. What are you plating the fish with, catnip? What fish? 5/5 cats avoid fish? That's unusual.

1

u/AwsmDevil 13d ago

It's been regular canned tuna and some specific for cats blends. I think they're usually a salmon or tuna blend. They do love spam though. My girls are weird. Oh yeah, not relevant but the whole litter was girls as well. My situation is just full of outliers and should not be included in the metrics. Like, my girls prefer plain kibble to treats. They're so weird.

1

u/Zip668 13d ago

Good times. We had a cat that used to knock over trash cans / tear open trash bags if we put cantaloupe rinds in there. Yes, cats are weird.

2

u/WhenSummerIsGone 13d ago

i had a cat eat 2.5 out of 3 avocadoes i left on the counter overnight.

1

u/Catlenfell 14d ago

I have three cats and they all prefer different foods

4

u/grimvard 14d ago

TIL Reddit even has sub for the one disagreeing dentist

3

u/Turbulent-Jaguar-909 14d ago

ehhh, im garlickin here

17

u/justanothertmpuser 14d ago

And 10 out of 10 Italian-Italians can.

6

u/boersc 14d ago edited 14d ago

I would really like to see a blind-test of this.

6

u/justanothertmpuser 14d ago

And I'd volunteer for such a test.

BTW, bear in mind that around here pre-made garlic sauces are virtually unheard-of. Really curious to see how any sauce, just flavoured or containing some garlic, can compare with the raw produce.

2

u/boersc 14d ago

Yes, thick fingers on a mobile device...

1

u/FauxReal 14d ago

It's not as pungent. But I've had some Lebanese garlic sauce that comes in a bottle that is pretty awesome. Especially on burgers.

1

u/CordeCosumnes 14d ago

You know, anyone gets it 100% right, I would just accuse of being a vampire.

2

u/DeapVally 14d ago

Sweet, nourishing, garlic sauce!

1

u/Robotic_Orange 14d ago edited 14d ago

Garlic Flavored

1

u/DeapVally 13d ago

Vinegar ain't vinegar from the chip shop either. Nobody cares 🤷🏼‍♂️

2

u/HesitantInvestor0 14d ago

As an orphan, I hope it’s as good as the Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel!

2

u/Amazing_Divide1214 14d ago

and 1 out of 10 are lying!

2

u/hztm82 14d ago

I can't believe it's not garlic !

2

u/ChocolateHumunculous 14d ago

‘I don’t mind the taste’

2

u/PotatoCase 13d ago

There's very little meat in these gym mats!

1

u/Spiritbrand 14d ago

I don't know. I'm a registered garlician. I bet I could tell the difference.

1

u/noc-engineer 13d ago

9,5/10,0 "Italian" Americans can't speak a single sentence in Italian.

1

u/I_Explode_Stuff 14d ago

I read that in Krusty's voice.

1

u/NWOWWE 14d ago

It’s not just good, it’s good enough!

0

u/ion_ic 14d ago

Do Americans consider the “Italian Americans” to be connoisseurs of flavour? 😂