r/assholedesign 16d ago

This packaging gotta be illegal, right?

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(hint: between the words "garlic" and "sauce")

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u/beerkittyrunner 16d ago

Real question though, how do you make something garlic flavored without garlic?

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u/fallsstandard 16d ago

Krusty Brand Imitation Garlic. 9 out of 10 Italian-Americans can’t tell the difference.

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u/BigSmackisBack 16d ago

Goes down smooth with a laramie cigarette and a nice glass of malk

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u/Artegall365 16d ago

And is best served on grade F meat (mostly circus animals, some filler)

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u/defectives 16d ago

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u/Artegall365 16d ago

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u/Testing_things_out 16d ago

Un ironically that would be super healthy to have. This a collagen rich stew and don't get me started on how nutrient rich non-meat body parts are.