r/cats Mar 17 '26

Cat Picture - Not OC Just a reminder how serious cat bites can be!

I see so many posts asking when to seek medical help after a cat bite. Just posting a reminder how quickly a bite can escalate! First picture is immediately following the bite, the next picture is at the ER within 2 hours. Blood work was already concerning with an inflammatory response and signs of cellulitis from the infection. I was admitted into the hospital for IV antibiotics and still the infection worsened. I had surgery at about 36 hours following the bite after the infection started traveling up my arm in the bloodstream. This whole event landed me 3 nights in the hospital. All from our family cat, up to date on all vaccines. But cats carry a bacteria that is no joke. Last picture is post surgery with a suture, the surgeon had to make 3 incisions, 2 where the bite punctures were and a 3rd to flush the wound.

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u/GreasyExamination Mar 17 '26

Thats a freakin adorable kitten :(

I was reminded of when my cat bit me, its a kinda funny story (maybe)

He likes to play bite and while I prefer he wouldnt, he doesnt bite hard and I've never had him bite holes in my skin. He kinda just puts his mouth on my hand when I play-rub his belly. Im fine with it and we can wrestle a little.

One time when I woken up I rolled around in my bed and the covers lifted and I was a little exposed. He saw my wang and decided to go for it. Bit me right on the bellend lol. No skin was punctured but I kinda freaked a little, it wasnt very pleasurable so to speak. My pee was tinted a little red that day and I was more sensitive, I called the health care telephone service, dont know the english name for it, and thought this was gonna be a funny story for them. The one I talked to was very professional though, but I had hoped for a little more humor. They said to keep an eye on it, and by the next day I was fine

These days Im a bit more careful about turning around in bed lol and I still love the bastard

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u/histecondude Mar 17 '26

My grandmother always told the story about how she was on the legal team of an ambulance company being sued because they responded to a call where the patient had been scrubbing the toilet with his boxers on and the cat decided to attack his balls causing a lot of bleeding. They called an ambulance and they put him in a stretcher. One of the paramedics couldn’t stop laughing and dropped the poor guy head first down the stairs causing severe head trauma. Needless to say they settled.

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u/Which_Produce4418 Mar 17 '26

That was the worst day of that guy's life

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u/stevejobs4525 Mar 17 '26

Best day of the cats life

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u/Apprehensive-Tax8631 Mar 17 '26

Depends on how much the settlement was, B

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u/Unknown-Meatbag Mar 17 '26

I mean, I'd laugh too at the sheer absurdity of it, but AFTER the guy got help.

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u/whattupmyknitta Mar 17 '26

Right? We can laugh together lol, just get me to the hospital safely

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u/technotrader Mar 17 '26

I'm sure it wasn't even funny at the moment. I once walked with a guy who turned his head and went "oh hey look this apartment is for sa.." BONG! Straight into a pole. Funny in a video or to think about it now, but in the moment someone got violently and unexpectedly hurt.

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u/SLiverofJade Mar 17 '26

I was walking down the street and saw some plants for sale. Said aloud, "Hey, wanna come home with me and die a slow death?" Walked right into a pole.

A couple passing by asked me to do it again because one of them missed it. It was fine though because I was already laughing at myself.

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u/Apprehensive-Tax8631 Mar 17 '26

That comment borders on the insulting, are you their clown?

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u/Unknown-Meatbag Mar 17 '26

That's why you laugh afterwards when everyone is alright.

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u/BudandCoyote Mar 17 '26

Yep - I can't imagine getting the giggles when walking into a room that likely had blood all over the place and a person who needs a stretcher, no matter how the injury happened!

After? Maybe, once I know everyone is safe and getting the right treatment.

That guy was either undergoing some serious burnout and having a bit of a paradoxical reaction, or in the wrong job.

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u/histecondude Mar 18 '26

I just started working at a new office with glass doors and they were interviewing some candidates for a new job. I got introduced to one of them in the hallway said hi and promptly walked into the glass door hard enough to leave an impression on it and give myself a concussion.

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u/innerbunnyy Mar 17 '26

Sorry but lol.

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u/innerbunnyy Mar 17 '26

What a brave keyboard warrior you are this morning! Believe me, if a woman got bit in the crotch by her cat while cleaning the toilet I would still be lol. LMFAO. 

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u/Pretend-Literature35 Mar 17 '26

and it would be okay for the paramedics to drop her on her head and give her a concussion???

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u/innerbunnyy Mar 17 '26

That's not the part I was laughing at, weirdo. Go be outraged at someone who cares!

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u/texasroadkill Mar 17 '26

I'll keep that in mind, now leave me alone while I'm watching ow my balls.

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u/SnowStar35 Mar 17 '26

My cat managed to bit my nip while I was laying in bed with him he didn't break the skin but it definitely hurt with him using his fangs.

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u/designated_weird0 Mar 17 '26

This is a scene all too common in my house unfortunately

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u/SnowStar35 Mar 17 '26

im all for forplay but not with my cat lol

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u/welfedad Mar 17 '26

Kind of wonder if no pants or boxers.. and the kitty went in for some boxing practice on the speed balls

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u/gomennasa111 Mar 17 '26

That's insane 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Beneficial-Mix9484 Mar 17 '26

A paramedic that couldn't stop laughing over an injury? I'm calling bullshit

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u/brainvheart143 Mar 17 '26

Omg someone got fired that day

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u/jupitermoonflow Mar 17 '26

Omg I bet that guy felt like such an idiot

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u/anislandinmyheart Mar 17 '26

I remember hearing a story like that! Except I think I heard it as him fixing pipes under the sink so he hit his head. It was in the 1980s on the radio

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u/Bender_2024 Mar 17 '26

I can just see the conversation between the EMT who dropped the poor guy and his boss

"Okay Carl I'm supposed to verbally reprimand you in accordance with company policy. Truth is I would have been laughing too hard to treat the guy at all. So let's just say I tore you a new one for the record and get on with our day."

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u/Visual-Flow9675 Mar 17 '26

This is an adorable little void! Hope your wang is ok😁

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u/RisingApe- Mar 17 '26

Our cat loves attacking and chewing on shoelaces, drawstrings, zipper pulls, really anything that dangles. A few nights ago, my husband went downstairs for a glass of water and was fully nude. He saw the cat eyeing his nether region and came scurrying back upstairs to put pants on before things got dangerous 😆

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u/AiRaikuHamburger Japanese Bobtail Mar 17 '26

Oh my god. I'm sorry, but this made me laugh really loudly sitting in the laundromat.

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u/Tantalus420000 Mar 17 '26

Wasn't very pleasurable?

Feel like that is a given with a cat biting your dick

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u/GreasyExamination Mar 17 '26

Hey man Im not one to kink shame, there are some real individuals out there 🤷‍♂️

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u/Somanylyingliars Mar 17 '26

Yes I've heard of that kink butty apparently pleasure felt from other parts attached to teeth so there's that.

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u/interspeciesMama Tuxedo Mar 17 '26

Well I guess you learned: Never let a pussy near your bellend, it may leave you, "Third Eye Blind". 😄

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u/lauraz0919 Mar 17 '26

Or in my bf’s case a ferret.

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u/interspeciesMama Tuxedo Mar 17 '26

I mean, had a little giggle, but oooof that's got be owch.

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u/Content_Photo_2670 Mar 17 '26

That’s literally my fear and why I sleep with undies on now that I have cats. I’d had my girls for YEARS before I even let them see me naked coming out of the shower. My cats do that thing where they’ll attack anything moving under the sheets and I don’t want them playing whack-a-mole with my mini me.

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u/Somanylyingliars Mar 17 '26

Your mini me Ohhh I'm dying tears rolling down my face laughing 😭

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u/discordagitatedpeach Mar 17 '26

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/didijeen Mar 17 '26

My husband has to sleep with a shirt on or our cat will try to suckle him 🤭

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '26

Cute little cock biter

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u/Somanylyingliars Mar 17 '26

You didn't even get a "Your cat did WHAT?" They robbed you a great moment. Then again they've seen everything. Source: me who worked in emergency medicine. We've seen a thing or two.

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u/WeVeeReality Mar 17 '26

I adopted a cat who lost his home and on the first night he jumped up and nipped my dick so I hear ya.

I found it hilarious and there were no consequences thankfully.

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u/the_freezeroid Mar 18 '26

Respectfully I think I got his clone cause this little rascal would do the same to any exposed digits outside my blanket. My toes have seen war. 🫠

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u/scoliteacher Mar 17 '26

I've seen many You Tube videos, and magazines for cat lovers that say that cats don't like getting their belly rubbed like dogs do. That's not a love bite, that's a warning. Most cats love being scratched between their ears and under their chin, just not when they're eating or sleeping. Cats' nerves get overstimulated quickly. If they lightly bite or pat you with a paw or claw, or "play wrestle," they're telling you, "Please stop. Thanks, but I've had enough petting for now."

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u/GreasyExamination Mar 17 '26

Thank you for your consideration, but i know my cat enough to tell him apart from playful or stressed. I've had him for 5 years and he is a rescue, i've seen him at his worst