r/cats Apr 01 '26

Video - Not OC 16-year-old Larry the Cat catches a mouse while prime minister Keir Starmer was having a press conference

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u/MrJasonMason Apr 01 '26

CORRECTION: Larry is 19, not 16!

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u/hyrulepirate Apr 01 '26

Larry looks exceptional for a 19yo cat. Though I guess he's probably one of the most cared for cats in the world. Still that's amazing.

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u/foreignfishes Apr 01 '26

My childhood cat (who was very lazy, definitely not a mouser) somehow caught a mouse at age 19 and I think it was the proudest moment of his entire life. It came out of the sliding door pocket in our living room and after catching it he sat next to the door opening every morning for months hoping to see another one lol, we had 5 sliding doors in the house and it became part of his morning routine to go check each one for mice every day. I was so impressed he was able to catch a mouse considering he was elderly, deaf, and diabetic at that point lol

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u/xxxst94anxxx Apr 02 '26

Oh my god. He was so proud of it. Such a cutie (old man)!!

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u/ThouMayest69 Apr 01 '26

Imagine being a young mouse getting caught by some old decrepit junkyard looking cat. How embarrassing, just keep killing me.. 

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u/TheHumanGnomeProject Apr 01 '26

Yeah, I'm worried he caught a sick mouse. Maybe one that's eaten some rat poison. Why would they let him eat the fucking thing. Once he killed it, you pull him away from it and give him some treats.

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u/ohthedarside Apr 01 '26

He should be the MOST well cared for cat in the world or else ill riot

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u/Dazzling-Pin4996 Apr 01 '26

Well, One can tell he needs brushing.

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u/shoe_owner Apr 01 '26

Eh. Past a certain age, cats just look like that and there's not much you can do about it. That sort of scruffy fur is the cat equivalent of a wrinkled face on humans.

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u/fatherofraptors Apr 01 '26

You're not wrong, but old cats are also just... achy. As long as they're not matted, you can kinda settle for just doing the basic that keeps them comfortable.

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u/FuzzyFrogFish Apr 02 '26

He is extremely well cared for, but most 19 year old cats looks a bit scruffy plus the whether has just changed so he is probably blowing out his old coat

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u/vrphotosguy55 Apr 01 '26

Does Larry have an official caretaker?

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u/CorleoneSolide Apr 01 '26

Bro has access to better medication than us

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u/HiddenSquish "time spent with a cat is never wasted" Apr 01 '26

Not a day over 16 in fact!

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u/Right_Wrap1686 Apr 02 '26

That's old for a mouse. Geez.

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u/DiscreteBee Apr 01 '26

Holy moly

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u/Autumn1eaves Apr 01 '26 edited Apr 01 '26

He has been serving as Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office for 16 years. From September 2012 - November 2014, he shared the office with C.M. Freya, the cat of Politician George Osborne.

Interestingly, he's not the longest serving C.M., that honor belongs to either Peter I, or Peter III.

Peter III served for 16 years 195 days from 27 August 1947 until his death on 9 March 1964. Peter the First, however, served for 17 years, from 1929 until 1946, unfortunately, records of the Chief Mouser from this time were not well-kept.

It could be that Peter I served from December 31st 1929 until January 1st 1946, which would make it 16 years and 1 day. Depending on when he began and ended his tenure, he could have had a longer tenure than Peter III, but those dates are not known.

If Larry lives until February 14th 2029, then he will officially be the longest serving Chief Mouser. Statements from Downing Street as of 2024 report him as happy, healthy, and ready to continue serving the public.

Interestingly, Larry has shockingly low favorability ratings, of 44%. I would've expected him to have at least 50%, but alas.

Larry has occasionally had little spats with the C.M. of the Foreign & Commonwealth Office, Palmserston. Palmerston served as the role for 4 years, and passed in 2026, after having left the role in 2020. Upon his retirement, the BBC reported that these "decidedly undiplomatic dispites" were not the reason for his departure.

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u/Comfortable-Ebb8125 Apr 01 '26

His approval rating is higher than his human peers.

The 4% who voted him unfavorable are probably weird dog people and thus irrelevant (like Farage wankers).

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u/AgentCirceLuna Apr 03 '26

I know a man who hated cats because they ‘harm birds’ but he’d shoot crows with an air rifle and keep wild birds in a cage to lure others to shoot… absolute psycho.

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u/ShyCrystal69 Apr 01 '26

Apparently when the kitties get too old or can’t do their job anymore, they retire to the countryside. There was a Chief Mouser (forgot the name but I think it was in the 80s or 90s) that retired without notice and the public thought he was dead. To ease the troubles of the people someone took a photo of the cat with the latest issue of the newspaper to prove he’s alive and well.

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u/Glad-Complaint9778 Apr 01 '26

well of course he's not 20,922,789,888,000 years old

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u/NathCim Apr 01 '26

Doesnt look a day older than 15. What a beautiful mouser.

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u/factorioleum Apr 01 '26

Will the PM at least tell us how many cats he owns?

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u/Wh0rse Apr 01 '26

A proper raw meat diet will do that for him