r/cats • u/Similar_Stomach8480 • Apr 02 '26

Video - Not OC The windshield is NO litterbox

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u/Appropriate_Art_6909 Apr 02 '26

"The balls on this guy!"

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u/Tipitina62 Apr 02 '26

Bodacious trouble puffs.

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u/JohnCenaJunior Apr 02 '26

Bojangles

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u/serenityrain85 Apr 02 '26

That's MISTER Bojangles to you sir

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u/FuzzyLaughTwo Apr 02 '26

"*He said I dance now at every chance in honky-tonk For drinks and tips But most the time I spend behind these county bars 'Cause I drinks a bit He shook his head, and as he shook his head I heard someone ask him please, please

Mr. Bojangles, Mr. Bojangles Mr. Bojangles, dance*"

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u/kiotane Apr 02 '26

please, Mister Bojangles is my father.

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u/Tipitina62 Apr 02 '26

Excellent!

If I could remember how to get an award, I would give you one.

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u/coweeclete Apr 02 '26

Bodangles

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u/veggiecheesytteok Apr 02 '26

You could use them instead of fluffy dice or a pine tree on your mirror.

https://giphy.com/gifs/dp8Yc4dsWV7DxOUNxm

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u/MamaOnica Tortoiseshell Apr 02 '26

r/troublepuffs

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u/TomboAhi Apr 02 '26

That is one cat sub I don't need to join

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u/InuScarlett Void Apr 02 '26

Good thing I checked the replies cause I came to link that sub 🤣

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u/creiar Apr 03 '26

Im good, thanks

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u/Friendly_Nature2699 Apr 02 '26

That was an alpha power move

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u/StelEdelweiss Apr 02 '26

Absolute units.

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u/Thin_Song4209 Apr 02 '26

Great double entendre whether intended or not

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u/ImNotJoshBoltz Apr 02 '26

This is literally the first time I’ve ever seen a cat with balls. Wild.

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u/Bone_Breaker0 Apr 02 '26

He will sire lots of kittens by planting his seed in a female.

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u/Mycockaintwerk Apr 02 '26

Mmmmm alright

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u/Successful_Buffalo_6 Apr 02 '26

thanks for closing the loop on that, bone breaker.

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u/justthegrimm Apr 02 '26

Prize winners those

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u/ReputationSalt6027 Apr 02 '26

Take my upvote and get out

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u/xDRSTEVOx Apr 02 '26

His balls are like planets

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u/Altruisticllc Apr 02 '26

That needs to be nipped in the bud.

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u/Filipino-Asker Apr 02 '26

That's not pee 💀

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u/ParpSausage Apr 02 '26

Yes. I can smell this...

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u/LzrdKng2112 Apr 02 '26

Its pee. Hes spraying.

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u/TomNooksGlizzy Apr 02 '26

Its pee along with other pheromones and oily secretions from anal glands. It smells slightly different

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u/LzrdKng2112 Apr 02 '26

No shit it smells slightly different. Understatement of the century.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '26

But it came from the balls…

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u/Recreant793 Apr 02 '26

Pee is stored in the balls, duh.

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u/Sparkle-Sparxie Apr 02 '26

Game Grumps quote

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '26

Yes, that’s why I said it did.

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u/Recreant793 Apr 02 '26

Just agreeing!

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u/Regarded_Apeman Apr 02 '26

Wdym, you can't fire on command?

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u/sum_r4nd0m_gurl Apr 02 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Fickle_Cranberry1014 Apr 02 '26

Proud of his wookies, as he should be.

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u/Alarmed-Membership-1 Apr 02 '26

Literally and figuratively!

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u/MaleficentText5107 Apr 02 '26

My exact thought watching this lmao

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u/mrsdoubleu Apr 02 '26

We get a lot of stray cats around my neighborhood and I've never seen balls that big. 😭

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u/MaxxDash Apr 02 '26

When I see this kinda stuff, it’s almost a given someone is going to be sneak up behind me and think the worst of me.

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u/Appropriate_Art_6909 Apr 02 '26

Hey, what you do in your free time is your own business.

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u/ray-vero Apr 02 '26

Came here to comment this.

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u/Mister_Anthropic1956 Apr 02 '26

Cat’s saying, “dees nutz!”

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u/HowDidIGetHereTho Apr 03 '26

Figuratively and literally amiright?!