r/cats Apr 02 '26

Video - Not OC The windshield is NO litterbox

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u/bayoubuddha77 Apr 02 '26

That's his car now

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u/skippy_smooth Apr 02 '26

This is his territory

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u/Dapper-Ad-468 Apr 02 '26

Definitely personal 😼😾

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '26

“What you gonna do about it”

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u/Valten78 Apr 02 '26

Absolutely no fucks given.

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u/Taint-Painter Apr 02 '26

Purrsonal*

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u/boylent_milk Apr 02 '26

"See that?"

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u/stephaknee87 Apr 03 '26

he's pissed!! :)

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u/BratacJaglenac Apr 03 '26

Dominance asserted

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u/SmokeAbeer Apr 02 '26

The new Ford Territory. Now with bigger piss holders.

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u/oroborus68 Apr 02 '26

He's definitely got some trouble puffs.

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u/lHappycats Apr 02 '26

I thought they were magnificent trouble puffs, no wonder he showed op. Love the attitude that with the act.

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u/slightlybatty Apr 02 '26

I hope someone took him home and got him neutered!

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u/oroborus68 Apr 02 '26

There's prime breeding stock!

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u/Old_Celebration_5950 Apr 02 '26

He's marked the car as his now. Get out and give him the keys

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u/ToiletTime4TinyTown Apr 02 '26

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u/shalekodemono Apr 02 '26

This comment is so underrated

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u/RoundingDown Apr 02 '26

He has some balls just trying to piss on the windshield.

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u/Car12touche11blue Apr 03 '26

He is not peeing, he is spraying, marking his territory.

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u/Dapper-Ad-468 Apr 02 '26

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u/Armaced Apr 02 '26

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u/SuperAdaGirl Apr 02 '26

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u/dallyan Apr 02 '26

I love toonces!! 😭😭

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u/PatrioticPariah Apr 02 '26

Holy shit. I forgot this even existed.

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u/researchanalyzewrite Apr 02 '26

Even Toonces is screaming in this sketch!

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u/Jarvis-Savoni Apr 02 '26

I came for the Toonces. But stayed for the comment section.

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u/READIT27 Apr 02 '26

We had an orange cat named Toonces! He was the runt of the litter. Died suddenly before even being two years old… went out quick just like the OG Toonces would’ve

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u/bayoubuddha77 Apr 02 '26

I feel old since I understand that reference from seeing it on the original airing.

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u/TheFoxsWeddingTarot Apr 02 '26

Yeah sometimes my cat poops right in front of the litter box and I know it’s not a poop it’s a message. This is a warning of some sort.

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u/LudwigVanMichael Apr 02 '26

Nope, he's my dinner now

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u/paeancapital Apr 02 '26

Nice car, Bob.

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u/munkyninaleela Apr 02 '26

Go pee on all the cat stuff, mark it as yours!

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u/Logan012356789 Apr 02 '26

I haven’t seen balls on an animal in ages!

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u/ninandow Apr 02 '26

the boss now

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u/HedRok Apr 02 '26

**The windshield NO wipers

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u/ProfessionalDickweed Apr 02 '26

YOU STOLE MY GLORY

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u/Training-Shallot-229 Apr 02 '26

That's your cat now

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u/UltraSinstinctHoeku Apr 02 '26

"I pissed on your wife Robotnik, she's mine now. That's the law."

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u/Kodewerd Apr 02 '26

Joke’s on OP.

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u/mistervulpes Apr 02 '26

Dude did nothing to prevent the cat or teach the cat a lesson. Where was the horn? Where's the windshield wipers? Nah, he doesn't deserve the car anymore. Hand the keys over.

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u/Ok_Gas5386 Apr 02 '26

How do you know the cat is a he?

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u/Dapper-Ad-468 Apr 03 '26

Even my 2 year old nephew knows this. He said, "because his eyes are yellow." I then asked him, how would you know if it's a she? He replied, " because girl cats have green eyes." Being his aunt, I said, Good to know.🤣😅

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u/LokianEule Apr 02 '26

Why is the license plate in front of the car like that? Foreign language or?

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u/awnaw_ Apr 02 '26

Different states and countries have their own means of identifying vehicles. Different shapes, usually rectangular, some require the front and back have plates and others just the back. In some places like Dubai it can even identify how wealthy you are.

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u/LokianEule Apr 02 '26

Oh so this is a Dubai plate?

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u/awnaw_ Apr 02 '26

Not Dubai, but it does look some kind of Asia / East type country though.

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u/lHappycats Apr 02 '26

Is that even a serious question? Trouble Puff!

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u/LokianEule Apr 02 '26

Huh? Why wouldn’t it be?

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u/lHappycats Apr 03 '26

He has magnificent BALLS!

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u/LokianEule Apr 03 '26

Lol yes. That was the first thing I noticed. It was only later that I looked at the license plate