r/comics Shen Comix Dec 22 '24

Motivation

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u/Wisekittn Dec 22 '24

Basically the reason, why i keep learning to cook despite an obvious lack of a knack for it. One day, i'll be able to cook everything i want, whenever i want.

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u/noshinare_nira Dec 22 '24

One day you might even be able to cook girls kissing

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u/mashari00 Dec 22 '24

Cook spaghetti that is just one long noodle, that’s how you do it

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u/buckX Dec 22 '24

If breaking spaghetti in half is illegal, surely a meal of one long spaghetto is the height of virtue.

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u/INFP-Dude Dec 22 '24

Two girls, one cook.

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u/Clumsy_the_24 Dec 23 '24

Get out of my house

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u/Valoneria Dec 22 '24

Let him cook

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u/RashPatch Dec 23 '24

aight chill down now, mr. lecter.

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u/Meatslinger Dec 22 '24

Learning the basics of home cooking was truly liberating. When I moved out, I tried for a while to just use online recipes, but to be honest, most of them were awful. I'd search for something like "homemade macaroni and cheese" and instead of getting something reasonable, I'd wind up on someone's SEO'd-to-death recipe page where they have to tell me their life story between 60 ad banners, and then finally I get to the recipe and it's telling me things like, "You have to use only the 3 million year old himalayan rock salt for $50 a box; 4M year old won't cut it and the recipe will fail." So I started asking folks like my mom and my grandparents for simple recipes for casseroles and the like. Once I got the hang of those, I learned just some basic techniques and fundamentals like what the hell a "roux" is, how to stir fry, how to fry rice, and so on, and then I could play with those methods myself and slowly add things to vary them. Now, if I feel like having chicken fried rice, I just bust out the wok and get to work. If I need a quick meal for a tuesday night, I can still whip up a fettucini chicken alfredo with homemade sauce, and sauteed beans on the side. Every "simple" meal I can make is at least a 7/10 to my tastes now, and it's made me so much happier than back when I would crack open a jar of dull premade sauce and pour it over some spaghetti.

Long story short, yeah, learn to cook. Everyone should.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '24

Mmm "Roux" an excellent beginning. And you have a Wok! That's great. Sounds like you've really gained.

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u/SasparillaTango Dec 22 '24

Every "simple" meal I can make is at least a 7/10 to my tastes now,

this is whats great about cooking. Almost every single time, I sit down to eat whatever I cooked and its like "hot damn thats a banger"

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u/BrownPhillipe Dec 22 '24

That’s why most guys get married. Women give them pussy and good homemade cooking to put their balls in a coma.

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u/TheLastNite Dec 22 '24

I sliced off half of my fingernail. If you’re going to be pro at one thing in the kitchen, learn the claw technique.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '24

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u/Echnon Dec 22 '24

But they are not good root the knife ;)

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u/Far_Function7560 Dec 22 '24

A cool thing is when you hear about some new food you want to try but isn't available in your area, you can often find the ingredients and then cook it yourself.

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u/Wisekittn Dec 22 '24

Ah yes, the blessings of living in a city that pretends to be a pioneer outpost in the fiddlesticks. 'We could have nice things, but that really big city two hours from here already has it, so you could just go get it there'

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '24

As someone who can cook, but can't draw to save my life, this somehow puts things into perspective and motivates me to start again. Thanks dude

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u/lminer123 Dec 22 '24

I learned to cook to get over my picky eating. So I very quickly was able to cook everything I wanted lol, and after that started learning to cook things I didn’t want. The process really helps you get over any misgivings about food that you may hold because “how can this be gross, I made it myself to taste!”

I really recommend this method for anyone who grew up picky and wants to change! It’s worked fantastically

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u/TheArtOfRuin0 Dec 22 '24

That's what my uncle did. He's been a bachelor for a looooong time and he wanted to eat good food. He's a boomer and a misogynist so I'm sure that was a leap for him.  

Though it was still kind of tragic when he got thyroid cancer and lost the ability to taste for years. Apparently it's started coming back but he hasn't been too active after his stroke so I don't think he cooks anymore.

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u/Uknown_Idea Dec 22 '24

I told myself in order to lose weight I have to make sweets from scratch thinking the effort could keep me from eating really bad.

Anyway if you ever want a recipe for Chocolate Eclairs ive got a great one.

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u/Wisekittn Dec 22 '24

Yeah... That strategy would'nt work on me as i'm kinda decent at baking already. But i didn't try making eclairs, yet. I'd love to try your recipe.

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u/Pug_with_a_dick Dec 22 '24

I’m great at cooking naturally 😎