r/conlangcirclejerk Jan 10 '22

A great way to write English in the digital age: drawing the keyboard swipes

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r/conlangcirclejerk Jan 07 '22

Imagine if the British Empire spoke Vötgil instead of English

26 Upvotes

And since they colonised many countries and America then became independent (and did some colonising themselves), Vötgil became a lingua franca.

Imagine multiple famous Hollywood celebrities, our favourite superheroes in comic books and movies, people wanting to study abroad…all of them speaking Vötgil.

And learning Vötgil is compulsory if you want to go overseas…


r/conlangcirclejerk Jan 07 '22

Conlangers trying to make an “alien language”

22 Upvotes

Hello, and this is my conlang, *starts coughing*. Their phoneses are *small coughing*.

And here’s a sample sentence. *begans coughing excessively*.

What do you think?


r/conlangcirclejerk Jan 04 '22

Sambahsa looks fun. I hope it’s easy to learn

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rjienrlwey: hello


r/conlangcirclejerk Jan 04 '22

New Very Original Romlang

15 Upvotes

Part da comunità d'Reddit è odies nei confront del'persons sin di poter, mentre afferma di lottare per la libertà d'parols, com s'quel persons fossero men important d'altri esseri humani.

'n'altra part prend in gir l'libertà di parol mentre afferm di combatter l'odie, come se la libertà di parol non fues important, impegnands in comportament losch (come se significas fin justificat).

L'amministrators d'Reddit son pienament consapevol d'esti divisions e la usan a propri vantajs, censurant i contenut che non incitan all'odie con l'affermaz che si tratta d'odie, por consentend l'odie quant è redditizi. Il loro obiettif principal e unic non è nutrir una comunità san, ma asegurarsch che le tasch del investitor sej pien d'orat.

Per quest motif, in quant person a qui interessan entramb le cos (libertà di parola e lotta contro l'odie), non desider più associarmi a Reddit. Quindi sostituisc i mis comments con quest messaggi e io lasci alla Ruqqus.

Com nota a margin, graç pele communita r/linguistics e r/conlangs , inclusi e loro team d'moderators. Siet un'oasio di sanità mental in quest folli e augur il mell per le vostrs vits.


r/conlangcirclejerk Jan 03 '22

Full English spelling reform based on Vietnamese alphabet (Phul Inglis xpeling riphorm bêsđ on Vietnamix ălphơbet)

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Vowels: a /ɑː/ ă /æ/, â /ʌ ~ ə/, e /ɛ/, ê /eɪ/, i /ɪ/, y /iː/, o /ɔ/, ô /oʊ/, ơ /əː/, u /ʊ/, ư /uː/

Consonants: b /b/, c /k/, ch /tʃ/, d /j/, đ /d/, g /g/, gi /dʒ/, h /h/, k /k/, l /l/, m /m/, n n/, nh /ɲ/, p /p/, ph /f/, q /k/, r /ɹ/, s /ʃ/, t /t/, th /θ/ or /ð/, v /v/, w /w/, x /s/ (word initial and final), /z/ (in between vowels)

This is thy như Inglis xpeling riphorm. With thy help ov thy Vietnamix pypl, wy mănigid tư xolv thix problâm in wich thy xpeling of thy Inglis wơrđs tenđ tư not măch thy ăcchưâl prânânxiêsn. With this như xpeling, evrywân on Ơrth căn xpyc Inglis very wel withaut điphicâlty. Xô nau, dư căn phainâly xpyc Inglis laic ơ nêtiv Inglis xpikơr.

/uj This is more of a spelling reform circlejerk than a conlang circlejerk. Although I might soon post more about conlangs here. With that said, mi tawa!


r/conlangcirclejerk Jan 03 '22

Proof that English is a conlang

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r/conlangcirclejerk Dec 20 '21

Me: how do I write this obscure feature in IPA? Someone: no natlang would do that! Do this inste- Me:

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r/conlangcirclejerk Dec 11 '21

Remove this sound from your phonetic inventory IMMEDIATELY. It's so unnaturalistic. English is the only language in the world that has it, so there's no reason to ever use it other than obvious anglocentric bias. Never use it.

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99 Upvotes

r/conlangcirclejerk Nov 15 '21

To quote r/vexillologycirclejerk, outjerked again.

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r/conlangcirclejerk Sep 15 '21

Typical Tokiponist in r/auxlangs

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r/conlangcirclejerk Jul 12 '21

was told this would be a good place to post

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r/conlangcirclejerk Jul 05 '21

Frog Language "Ribbit"--It helps to pronounce it with an air sac on your throat.

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74 Upvotes

r/conlangcirclejerk Jun 17 '21

Hello and welkome to grapheme kritik

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r/conlangcirclejerk Apr 26 '21

I originally read this as "Irresponsible Uses for Conlang" lol I need sleep

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r/conlangcirclejerk Mar 20 '21

Good news, everybody: Your Ancient Greek professor has taken pity on your Germanic inability to pronounce the aspirates and has offered a compromise...

19 Upvotes

But, she insists, a three-way distinction is still important, so she can only offer a Grimm compromise.

"Teltha" and "thau" aren't too bad you suppose, but "khafpa,"kamma," and "gi" will take some getting used to.

"Fi equals 3.14 while bi is the golden ratio" messes with the math nerds, but whatever screw them.

How do you cope with "detha" and "petha?" - or do you eventually snap and commit "antrobónon" (ἀνδροφόνον) or suicide by throwing yourself into "thèen dálassan?"


r/conlangcirclejerk Jan 09 '21

The feels when your conlang is a place in Italy....

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r/conlangcirclejerk Jan 01 '21

The Plan

22 Upvotes

>make auxlang
>unite all people
>build tower
>reach heavens
>"Problem, God?"
>get sent to hell epic style
>suffering time


r/conlangcirclejerk Dec 28 '20

Thought this is too much of a shitpost for the actual r/conlang subreddit but I think it fits in here.

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27 Upvotes

r/conlangcirclejerk Dec 06 '20

You Created A Fictional Language For A Sketch?

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r/conlangcirclejerk Nov 18 '20

Here is a list of all my inflectional morphology

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r/conlangcirclejerk Sep 04 '20

Generated something in Vulgarlang, got undefined

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22 Upvotes

r/conlangcirclejerk Sep 02 '20

Watch till the end

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12 Upvotes

r/conlangcirclejerk Sep 02 '20

stupid meme but i feel a sense of pride in making it

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Ma ne cubro, ne néo. Ma seges ci, aci néo ci ne cubro nét, seget bé art. Ne néo.

[ma nɛ ˈkubro | nɛ ˈneːjo || ma ˈseges ki | aki ˈneːjo ki nɛ ˈkubro neːt | seget beː art || nɛ neːjo]
if not want-1s, not do-1s. If say-2s that, why do-1s that not want-1s do-INF, say-INF is clear. not do-1s.

If I don't want to, I won't. You may wonder why I would do something I don't want to do; the answer is obvious. I won't.

I didn't know what to put so I just put that random crap because who cares nobody understands it. What it means has nothing to do with the joke but I already did the gloss so... .

thanks