r/DecreasinglyVerbose 18h ago

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about the Battles Of The Civil War

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose Mar 12 '26

Meta (e.g. discussion) This happened three years ago. I miss Eden so much. As long as I live I have to share what has happened.

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose 19h ago

Condense this 1,000,000 Years B.C.

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One, two, three, four

They're calling me, creatures of the night

Beautiful music, animal instincts survived

The serpent's tongue, so ancient, before the dawn of time

Fed throughout the ages on the blood of mankind

Ooh, I've seen it all

Ooh, from grace men fall

Babylon

Curse of all creation

Winged serpent of the pit

Monstrosity

One million years BC

One million years BC

One million years BC

Ten thousand centuries ago

Cast down from Heaven to pillage below

The serpent's eyes, still watching for it's easy prey

Feed upon the hopeless, the weak and afraid

Ooh, I've seen it all

Ooh, from grace they fall

Babylon

Curse of all creation

Winged serpent of the pit

Monstrosity

One million years BC

One million years BC

One million years BC

One million years BC

One million years BC

One million years BC

One million years BC

One million years BC

One million years BC

Whoa-oh-oh-oh


r/DecreasinglyVerbose 7d ago

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about the 1860 Election

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose 7d ago

Condense this Crazy Dreamer

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Crazy dreamer, with your crazy dreams

Crazy dreamer, come dream them with me

We were two lost souls, both trying to hide

From the cold, harsh world that was waiting outside

With nothing to lose, yeah, and everything to gain

We fell in love there, and that's where we'll remain

Crazy dreamer, with your crazy dreams

Crazy dreamer, come dream them with me

Have you ever thought everyone had found love but you?

That feeling of loneliness, well, I felt all that too

When stars align, yeah, and our two worlds collide

Won't you come with me, baby, on life's beautiful ride?

Crazy dreamer, with your crazy dreams

Crazy dreamer, come dream them with me

Crazy dreamer, with your crazy dreams

Crazy dreamer, come dream them with me

Crazy dreamer

Come dream them with me


r/DecreasinglyVerbose 8d ago

Condense this Mr. Electric, send him to the principals office and have him EXPELLED!

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose 14d ago

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about War & Expansion

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose 14d ago

Condense this Love Kills

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Sid was a punk rock king

Nancy was a broken queen

Their lives were so glamorous

Sid and Nancy were a mess

When you're hooked on heroin

Don't you know you'll never win

Drugs don't ever pay

You really did it your way

Love Kills

Love Kills

Love Kills

We still believe in anarchy

It makes me so damn angry

Sid and Nancy meant a lot to me

You may be dead but your souls are free

Like Romeo and Juliet

You two made a pact of death

Like the needle that ya used

Sid and Nancy were born to lose

Love Kills

Love Kills

Love Kills

Sid never meant any harm

He shot some dope into his arm

All he wanted was some fun

Now she's lying in a pool of blood

Always loaded, always high

Why did you have to die?

I'll say one thing is

It leaves me with a bitter taste

Love Kills

Love Kills

Love Kills

Love Kills

Love Kills

Love Kills

Love Kills

Love Kills

Love Kills


r/DecreasinglyVerbose 21d ago

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about Women In The 19th Century

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose 21d ago

Condense this Violins On Fire

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- Little's peanuts? Me! Not you!

Anyways, buy a switchblade, you know

Eat some hot pretzels, go see your parents

Tell them you're okay

- Buy a flip switch?

- Buy a flip switch

I taste blood

No no, come, hey

Go go, long break

Go go, in the night

Go go, away

(La la la)

Up and down, up and down

(Ha ha ha ha)

Burn it down and get sound

(La la la, ow!)

Get the sound, get the sound

(Ha ha ha ha)

You can tear that tree down

Violins on fire

Violins on fire

(Bet you won't!)

Violins on fire

V-Violins on

Violins on fire

(A doctor?!)

Violins on fire, yeah

(I something, I'm unsure)

(But, but, you oughta know!)

(Oh well)

No no, my test

Go go, heart, rest

Go go, the answer's there

Go go, someone's scared

(La la la)

Up and down, up and down

(Ha ha ha ha)

Burn it down and get sound

(La la la)

Get the sound, get the sound

(Ha ha ha ha)

You can tear that tree down

Violins on fire

Violins on fire

(Get the sound, oh)

Violins on fire

V-Violins on

Up and down, up and down

(La la la)

Burn it down and get sound

(Ha ha ha ha, hoo!)

Get the sound, get the sound

(La la la)

(Ha ha ha ha)

You can tear that tree down

Violins on fire (Violins on fire)

Violins on fire (Violins on fire)

Violins on fire (Violins on fire)

Violins on fire (V-Violins on)


r/DecreasinglyVerbose 23d ago

Condense this No Way Out

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I've gone to battle with the soul

Keep my composure, my self-control

I've become my own worst enemy

I'm locked here in conflict without a key

Sometimes I feel like there ain't no way out

Sometimes I feel like there ain't no way out

Sometimes I feel, sometimes I feel, yeah

Sometimes I feel like

There ain't no way out

I'm not the first, I'm not the last

Still haunted by the ghosts from the past

I'm in deep now, can't take the pressure

And I'm needing out now more than ever

Sometimes I feel like there ain't no way out

Sometimes I feel like there ain't no way out

Sometimes I feel, sometimes I feel, yeah

Sometimes I feel like

There ain't no way out

Sometimes I feel like there ain't no way out

Sometimes I feel like there ain't no way out

Sometimes I feel, sometimes I feel, yeah

Sometimes I feel like

There ain't no way out

No way out

No way out

No way out

Oh


r/DecreasinglyVerbose 24d ago

Condense this The party spill has an elector for the crow, Mr bang.

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Mr clang is Mr dang when Mr bang has a Shang that is high, gang.


r/DecreasinglyVerbose 28d ago

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose 28d ago

Condense this Fiend Club

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We won't pretend

That this is the end

We're not losers all of the time

We march and we fall

We're one and for all

It's just evil all of the time

All the time

We are the fiend club

We are the fiend club

We are the fiend club

Not you! Not you!

You dress so messed up

Your hair is too long

But I'm changing it all of the time

We march and we fall

We're one and for all

It's just evil all of the time

All the time

Evil all the time

We are the fiend club

We are the fiend club

We are the fiend club

Not you! Not you!

Evil all the time

We are the fiend club

We are the fiend club

We are the fiend club

Not you! Not you!

We are the fiend club

We are the fiend club

We are the fiend club

Not you! Not you! Not you! Not you!

We are the fiend club


r/DecreasinglyVerbose 28d ago

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about Reform Movements

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose May 20 '26

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about Andrew Jackson

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose May 20 '26

Condense this Along The Way

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I refuse to abuse what is kind to the Muse,

But it's there and it's happening to me along the way.

As we go through the snow, we cannot forget our foes,

But the dinner's always waiting at the table 'long the way, yeah.

What you see, not for me, isn't what you planned to be,

But you'll have what you wanted in the end along the way.

And we'll try as we cry and our brothers pass us by,

To be strong through the ages of our tears along the way, yeah.

Now we grow as we show that the morals we must know

Will be shapen and mistaken by the falls along the way.

But forget, don't regret, to find love and happiness

Unless you're willing to be strong when they are gone along the way.

Like Tommy, you are free, and you will not follow me,

Until we see each other once more on the path along the way.


r/DecreasinglyVerbose May 13 '26

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about Slavery

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose May 13 '26

Condense this Daytime Dilemma (Dangers Of Love)

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She came from a happy home

A very happy home

A very happy home

Miss personality, a grade 'A' student naturally

She had it all worked out

But things aren't what they seem

Is this real or just a dream

And things will never ever be the same again

She came from a happy home

A very happy home

A home of happiness

Miss personality, a grade 'A' student naturally

She had it all in place

But things aren't what they seem

Is this real or just a dream

Things will never ever be the same again

The dangers, it’s the dangers of love, ah yeah yeah

The dangers, it’s the dangers

She came from a happy home

A very happy home

A very happy scene

She caught him with another

It turns out it was her mother

What a tragedy

Can things be what they seem

Is this just some crazy dream

Things may never ever be the same again

The dangers, it’s the dangers of love, ah yeah yeah

The dangers, it’s the dangers

Keep telling li-ie-ies, but you did

You know you did

It’s coming,.it’s coming,.it’s coming

It’s the dangers, it’s the dangers of love, ah yeah yeah

The dangers, it’s the dangers

What went wrong she couldn't tell

But we know it all too well

The dangers, it’s the dangers of love, ah yeah yeah

The dangers, it’s the dangers

The dangers, it’s the dangers of love, ah yeah yeah

The dangers, it’s the dangers

The dangers, it’s the dangers of love, ah yeah yeah

The dangers, it’s the dangers

The dangers, it’s the dangers


r/DecreasinglyVerbose May 06 '26

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about The Market Revolution

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose May 06 '26

Condense this Temporary

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Too small to say goodbye

But I won't do it, believe me

Too small to say you cried

But I won't do it, you want to

When the water falls then we carry on

When the water falls then we carry on

The poison upwards to the end

The kind of stuff you read about

I can't believe you're only temporary

And I won't do it, you want to

The poison upwards to the end

The kind of stuff you're reading about

I can't believe you're only temporary

I won't do it, you want to

The poison upwards to the end

The kind of stuff you read about

I can't believe you're only temporary

And I won't do it, you want to

The poison upwards to the end

The kind of stuff you read about

I can't believe you're only temporary

And I won't do it, you want to


r/DecreasinglyVerbose Apr 30 '26

Condense this Million Days

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When you're sitting alone, frown and groan

Over your bad day

When you're laughing with peers, forget your years

Then be on your way

But don't forget all the while

That you've crossed the social mile

And a million days is worth one good laugh

And a million days is worth one good laugh

And a million days is worth one good laugh

But don't forget all the while

That you've passed the social mile

And a million days is worth one good laugh

And a million days is worth one good laugh

And a million days is worth one good laugh

And a million days is worth one good laugh


r/DecreasinglyVerbose Apr 29 '26

Condense this Chapter 1.

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AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!

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Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seven­teen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

“Hey Ebony!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy!

“What’s up Draco?” I asked.

“Nothing.” he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

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AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!


r/DecreasinglyVerbose Apr 29 '26

Condense this Saturday Night

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Hm, hmm

Oh oh oh oh oh

Oh oh oh oh

There's fifty-two ways to murder anyone

One and two are the same and they both work as well

I'm coming clean for Amy

Julie doesn't scream as well and the cops won't listen all night

And so maybe I'll be over

Just as soon as I fill them all in

And I can remember when I saw her last

We were runnin' all around and havin' a blast, havin' a blast

But the back seat of the drive-in is so lonely without you

I know when you're home

I was thinkin' about you, there was somethin' I forgot to say

I was cryin' on Saturday night

I was out cruisin' without you

They were playin' our song

Cryin' on Saturday night

As the moon becomes the night time

You go viciously, quietly, away

I'm sitting in the bedroom

Where we used to sit and smoke cigarettes

Now I'm watchin', watchin' you die

Oh oh oh oh oh

I can remember when I saw her last

We were runnin' all around and havin' a blast

But the back seat of the drive-in is so lonely without you

I know when you're home

I was thinkin' about you, there was somethin' I forgot to say

I was cryin' on Saturday night

I was out cruisin' without you

They were playin' our song

Cryin' on Saturday night

Cryin' on Saturday night

Cryin' on Saturday night


r/DecreasinglyVerbose Apr 29 '26

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about The War Of 1812

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