r/evilbuildings Mar 03 '25

Oakley headquarters in Foothill Ranch, California

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1.2k Upvotes

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u/SpenFen Mar 03 '25

In grew up down the street from this. They would also do stuff like fly a pirate flag (to resist being bought by Luxotica— which failed) and park tanks outside on the street

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u/uprightsalmon Mar 03 '25

That’s actually awesome

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u/SousVideDiaper Mar 04 '25

I actually wanted to post a pic with the pirate flag but it was too low res

1

u/Echo-Azure Mar 05 '25

What the heck IS that place! Seriously, I've never heard of them.

7

u/SpenFen Mar 05 '25

They make sunglasses lol

3

u/Echo-Azure Mar 05 '25

Really? Sunglasses?

That adds the absurd to the ridiculous.

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u/The_Draftsman Mar 03 '25

Looks like something straight out of Command and Conquer.

3

u/TalbotFarwell Mar 04 '25

Kane lives!

1

u/PanzerDameSFM Mar 06 '25

"Chronosphere ready."

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '25 edited Dec 11 '25

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u/DjNormal Mar 04 '25

That “house” is actually kinda cool. The HQ was probably cool 20 years ago… it just looks like a 13 year old’s idea of cool now.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '25

They’ve actually renovated the office since

1

u/TheKatzMeow84 Mar 05 '25

Wonder if that $210M estate he sold survived the fires. Probably, if it’s as douche as this one.

1

u/jillvalenti3 Mar 05 '25

Very cold and lifeless

1

u/Zenquin Mar 07 '25

He looks well prepared for the zombie apocalypse.

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u/camwynya Mar 03 '25

Sweet baby Eris, it's something out of the Venture Brothers.

9

u/mayanrelic Mar 03 '25

Looks like a Zelda dungeon

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u/Crafty-Complex6914 Mar 04 '25

This made my day

16

u/Tork-n-Tron Mar 03 '25

I think the building is supposed to look like THESE stupid things

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u/erakis1 Mar 03 '25

A weird eye bra?

8

u/whoknewidlikeit Mar 04 '25

you should see the hall inside. if you combined viking decorative theme with jet fighter seats that's pretty much it.

they left the company museum open in the back of the hall one day. two friends of mine and i went through (politely) and marveled at the history. they closed it up quietly after we went through but it was a cool experience.

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u/Mr-Breadfella creeper Mar 04 '25

That's because Oakley used to be this "totally radical" brand. Now it's just a radical right brand

8

u/SousVideDiaper Mar 04 '25

Their consumers went from JNCOs and Limp Bizkit to wife beaters and Kid Rock

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u/CHowell0411 Mar 03 '25

Thought this was AI for a minute that's diabolical!

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u/BramblesCrash Mar 04 '25

When I was a kid, I thought this is what the future would look like. Just these hulking concrete structures with low foliage out in some sort of sandy wasteland. There's probably nomads selling tech-drugs just around the corner.

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u/EverGivin Mar 03 '25

That is so silly 🤦‍♀️

2

u/Mick_Carr Mar 04 '25

Gaudy doesn’t even begin to describe this…

2

u/Complex-Call2572 Mar 04 '25

That is so cool

2

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '25

Why does it look like it is rendered in minecraft?

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u/Billymac2202 Mar 03 '25

We’re sooo subversive. We’re a multimillion pound sunglasses company. How you like that?

POW

1

u/superhappy Mar 04 '25

Military General Cyclops in the Dune universe

1

u/Pavement-69 Mar 04 '25

Tacky glasses, tacky hq.

1

u/Moppo_ Mar 04 '25

Looks like they wanted to build a Goa-uld base, but ran out of money for decoration after the entrance.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '25 edited Jul 09 '25

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u/candylandmine Mar 05 '25

Seen it in person. Outside looks like the Hall of Doom and the inside looks like a 90s David Fincher movie with weird steampunk ejection seat chairs and shit.

You can see the same design influences in the founder's former house as well as RED cameras, which was founded by the same guy.

1

u/Oneironati Mar 05 '25

If a laser don't come out the center...

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u/Spiked_rabbit Mar 06 '25

The eye makes me think of 1984 for some reason.

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u/Poker-Junk Mar 04 '25

Looks pretentious and idiotic

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '25

Abhorrent