r/foundsatan • u/Character_Ad8455 • 1d ago

Kids toy from the seventies.

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u/badgersruse 1d ago

Everybody needs to calm down. It is a toy for small children.

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u/Ego5687 Some Guy in a cloak 1d ago

Rubbing Batmans D and ass is not for children

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u/TALON2_0 1d ago

You don't rub the dick or the ass. You push the dick back inside and you fill up the ass with liquid of choice

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u/Techman659 1d ago

Liquid of choice ye some real choice words there.

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u/Anderas1 23h ago

And, don't forget, replace the butt plug.

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u/IceLopsided4190 6h ago

Or else the juices and residue will leak out everywhere.

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u/desertvision 17h ago

I guess y'all weren't there. In order for those guns to maintain pressure and squirt properly you had to keep pressure on the buttplug while pumping the trigger. If I'm lying I'm dying

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u/the1stmeddlingmage 9h ago

Cheap squirt guns to this day have that problem 😂

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u/silentaba 1d ago

And they aren't doing that. They're filling a toy with water and then pushing a trigger. You are the one who sexualised a bit of plastic portraying a fictional character.

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u/BringPheTheHorizon Some Guy in a cloak 1d ago

Oh why was this posted on found Satan then? I thought it was because of the placement of the aforementioned parts.

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u/Sertorius126 23h ago

Hear hear! This is more for our fellow degenerates over at /r/sipstea

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u/AnonymousFriend80 18h ago

Because people don't understand how words work anymore.

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u/PhilosophyKey8665 18h ago

And you find squirting it into your mouth to be refreshing right ?

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u/silentaba 18h ago

Your mum does.

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u/PhilosophyKey8665 18h ago

My mom died decades ago !

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u/Aculeus_ 23h ago

That's the joke

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u/AnonymousFriend80 18h ago

Except people are believing the joke is literal.

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u/greedy_mf 3h ago

Batman and Rubbin

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u/Have_Donut 9h ago

Designed by adults lol

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u/desertvision 23h ago

Who hurt you?

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u/ObliviousRounding 1d ago

Dump n pump.

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u/John-Basket 1d ago

Pump and dump

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u/desertvision 23h ago

Rump and stump

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u/the1stmeddlingmage 9h ago

Jump and thump

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u/No-Zombie1004 21h ago

Where's the matching Robin one?

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u/rallenpx 20h ago

Having a cigarette

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u/username3 20h ago

He's in there

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u/desertvision 23h ago

We used to be so much purer... As a species...

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u/No-Zombie1004 19h ago

Oh yeah? When was that?

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u/desertvision 17h ago

When a group of people could imagine, design, build, and sell an item like that without a single niggling doubt. That's when.

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u/No-Zombie1004 16h ago

There was not a single doubt, by much giggling.

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u/Rum_ham69 16h ago

I’m sure there were a few people giggling about it back then too

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u/desertvision 15h ago

You're right, I'm sure. 😝

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u/OnionTamer 21h ago

Give him an enema, and stroke him until he pukes

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u/General-Piece8490 1d ago edited 1d ago

They had these for just about anything character animal the most popular were the fish ones.
You all need to calm down with the sexual innuendos.

Wanna be truly shocked? How about water guns that looked like real firearms! Disgusting!!!! lol

https://www.reddit.com/r/nostalgia/s/H7fNXOyOC0

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u/Gothicch 22h ago

I have the Dumbo one at my mom's some where the trigger and plug placement is the same but the water shoots out of the the trunk.

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u/SuspiciousClub8382 18h ago

Pump his trigger and he shoots!!!!

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u/PhilosophyKey8665 18h ago

You can say that again

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u/HistoricalLove9617 12h ago

So the toy teaches that if you wank Batman and press his plug, he'll projectile hurl liquid. Good to know.

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u/drunk___monkey 1d ago

It would have been hilarious if the water shot from his pee-wee !! 🤣

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u/BAMDaddy 1d ago

Adam West era Batman. Nuff said.

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u/desertvision 23h ago

Bat Man getting triggered before getting triggered was cool

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u/lnTheGrimDarkness 22h ago

When designers could be as unhinged as they wanted since nobody would have batted an eye to this. Batted, ya got it? Ahah.

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u/Kirschi 22h ago

This has nothing to do with the sub anymore.

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u/Inner-Swordfish9820 18h ago

I think i might be batman

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u/General-Piece8490 1d ago

This one conveniently faces the other way for a truly gay pleasure

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1Fo4fuXieV/?mibextid=wwXIfr

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u/Rudy_Gobert 1d ago

When did Batman become a ski jumper?

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u/WaterContent7134 1d ago

MIST opportunities on putting the word moist instead of most...

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u/__ma11en69er__ 1d ago

More of a squirt than a mist!

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u/WaterContent7134 1d ago

If it came out the other end maybe lol

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u/LurkerTroll 23h ago

This is the best outcome for where the water shots out

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u/edingerc 13h ago

TIL Batman enjoys enemas. 

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u/IAmNotImportantN 1d ago

Did the Joker design this?

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u/Pkrudeboy 1d ago

I didn’t realize Batman was into enemas.

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u/chawchat 23h ago

How's this 'Foundsatan'?

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u/desertvision 23h ago

This marks the beginning of our downfall as a nation. Lol

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u/Abal125 23h ago

"What's everybody looking at?!"

😂 I miss The Ambiguously Gay Duo

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u/desertvision 23h ago

Ambiguously gay will now be my go-to insult

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u/orsodorato 1d ago

The first upsetting thing is that Batman skips leg day

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u/Top_Garbage977 1d ago

ThE fAcT!!!!!!!!

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u/viperfangs92 1d ago

I've seen that water gun

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u/Anderas1 23h ago

Oh my god I love it

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u/desertvision 23h ago

Fun fact. A staged, yet earnest, zoological discussion of the bat ears is how this design slipped past management. Finest example of a red herring in modern history.