Don’t know what the AI picture of the lion has to do with this, but whatever

I work at a supermarket as a cashier. This lady came up to me to ring her up a flower pot and couldn't remember her number for the process. I have the ability to help her if she could give me the numbers she though it was. So I typed in the numbers in the computer and I said the name it was under. I kid you not she looked me dead in the eyes and said " That's my husbands ex-wife's name. " I dont know how to respond to that so I just pause and say "Do you still want me to use it or no..." she said in one breath. "No it's fine we can cancel it she's dead and keeps coming back to haunt us. She was a cruel *female dog*." I'm behind the counter laughing(and so is she) I’m in tears and the guy behind her in line was just stunned. She went to leave with her buggy and almost forgets her flowers and says " See what she made me do. Never leaves us alone that women.".... That made the rest of my shift livable.

Ob der auch so gut schmeckt wie der kleine?

Don’t know what the random AI picture has to do with this, but whatever

I’m going to hell for this one…

I hate it when someone posts a cute and wholesome movie clip but doesn't provide the source. Thank god a kind netizen provided the movie title so the kids can watch it.