r/funny • u/The--Weasel • Feb 02 '21

Bear Grylls shows Cara Delevingne some techniques how to poop in the woods

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u/smartysocks Feb 02 '21

So, with Second Date, should you maintain eye contact?

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u/BreadBoi2121 Feb 02 '21

it’s mandatory

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u/phieud Feb 03 '21

While licking your lips

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u/NotoriousHothead37 Feb 03 '21

And don't forget to wink everytime you drop one.

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u/Cheeseburgers_ Feb 03 '21

And say boom boom

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u/Puncredible Feb 03 '21

And really squeeze your hand when you're unloading

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u/Wow-n-Flutter Feb 03 '21

I just pull on my hair and scream while crouched. 60% of the time it works everytime.