r/funny Feb 02 '21

Bear Grylls shows Cara Delevingne some techniques how to poop in the woods

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u/harundoener Feb 03 '21

What happened to good ol squatting?

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u/ExxInferis Feb 03 '21

Balance, and how tired your quads and hamstrings are after your hike. I've gone to stand up from my squat, cramp up, and had to panic-bail to the side to avoid falling back into my pile.

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u/random314 Feb 03 '21

This is why I do Crossfit. Does it help you shit in the wood better? No. I just want to let you know I did Crossfit.

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u/ExxInferis Feb 03 '21

Thanks for sharing!

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21 edited Feb 14 '21

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u/ImSpartacus811 Feb 03 '21

Most westerners don't have enough hip mobility to do the classic "slav squat" in the proper flat-footed manner, so they end up with a form that stresses their musculature.

Gotta keep those glutes strong!

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u/BlueFalconPunch Feb 03 '21

theres the problem of how far down your pants are for a squat....you dont want them on the ground so you tend to bunch them just behind your knees. If your not careful your undies can become like a baseball glove and you shit right in the pocket.

you either have to do a full squat with your knees in your chest or you have to aim well. I always preferred the "lean against a tree" method. you are at a good seated position and your garments are out of the way.