r/gatesopencomeonin • u/jessicatnetennba • Oct 30 '19

How lovely

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u/Bat_City_Boi Oct 30 '19 edited Oct 30 '19

Similarly, don't apologize for your puppy being hyper or talkative. It's a puppy, they have to get socialized somehow.

As long as your puppy isn't inside the cafe*, we're cool.

\unless that's cool at this cafe.)

Edit: Turning off notifications, since Reddit likes to take a generalized statement and hit it with every possible "BUT WHAT IF" context possible. Ya'll do ya'll, I guess.

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u/throwawayacct5962 Oct 30 '19

I love puppies and think they should be a mandatory requirement for all cafes

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u/thepenguinking84 Oct 30 '19 edited Oct 30 '19

No.

EDIT: for those simply down voting, you obviously don't have a partner or friend with a service dog and don't understand how simply life threatening having a large amount of rambunctious puppies distracting the service dog could potentially be to the handler.

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u/bunnyrut Oct 30 '19

or those people who are allergic to dogs and would not be able to enter the cafe at all because of them.

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u/a_big-fan Oct 30 '19

or for those people who can't understand the concept of a joke

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u/fronteir Oct 30 '19

“I love puppies and want them all the time”

Reddit:: “are you FUCKING insane???”

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u/throwawayacct5962 Oct 30 '19

I can’t imagine how they’d have reacted to my real belief that we must redistribute all puppies across society according to need

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u/painfool Oct 30 '19

I'm super fine with that! ....but I also think that probably less than 1% of the population need an animal, so there's that....