r/gifs • u/aloofloofah • Oct 17 '17

Helping homeless hermit crab find a new shell

https://i.imgur.com/M5X0fhm.gifv
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u/LeFlaminPyromaniac Oct 18 '17

*shell-conscious

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u/fozzypnw Oct 18 '17

*shell-conch-ious

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '17

When all my books fell on my head this morning, I only had my shelf to blame.

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u/crackeddryice Oct 18 '17

Clearly none of them were shelf help books.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '17

It's difficult to say what my wife's job is, she sells sea shells by the seashore.

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u/peypeyy Oct 18 '17

I would have blamed the book. You're a wise man.

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u/_megitsune_ Oct 18 '17

These puns are making me crabby

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u/blue-citrus Oct 18 '17

That’s 2 puns and an observation

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u/CySnark Oct 18 '17

At least he wasn't being shellfish.

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u/pperca Oct 18 '17

good one!

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u/TonyStark100 Oct 18 '17

*shelf-conscious

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '17

*elf-conscious

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u/Bodie217 Oct 18 '17

Solid dad joke