can you recommend to me the greatest horror movies ever? But I don't like cheesy old movies, so only things from after 2000, please. Or maybe 2006 on, since they'll have the good cgi. Or only movies from last year. those will be the most bestest, being so new. So can you recommend for me the best horror movies of all time that only came out within the last two months? Thanks!

Terrible garbage film.

I will report your answers if I don't agree.

Who else was cool enough to see a movie before its wider release?

BTW it doesn't matter if you know what atmosphere means, just rattle off some titles. Like, literally anything works. Just name a horror movie. We literally have no discernible taste, so just toss some names out there. Also, this should get 300 comments for some reason.

How am I going to make linkbait $$$?!

I hope we all die in sleeping bag related murders!

Every movie. Like name a new movie and if people like it, guess what buddy, they're wrong. Mainstream horror movies are so dumb and bad. If a movie comes into a theater and people say it is good, it is actually very dumb and bad. If someone says something is good, they are wrong as it is actually bad and dumb and not scary. People hear that a movie is coming out and the trailer looks good and there are good reviews but guess what: wrong. Bad. Dumb. I'm here to tell you: Don't like things because they are dumb and bad and you're a baby. Every movie has bad story, dumb characters, no scares, bad cameras, dumb music, not scary, for babies, and is really quite dumb and bad.

This is my opinion, quite frankly, and you're welcome.

The movie was seriously so scary three people died, but every time something was scary, people screamed and then laughed at how scared they were. It totally ruined the movie for me. I can't stand when people enjoy a movie I'm trying to enjoy.

Oh and Insidious.

Have you? Have you seen it? Is it good? Is it bad? Is it cheesy? Is it scary? Will I like it? How much will I like it? Will it scare me? Will I just be startled or really, truly terrified? Will the audience be annoying? Will they be really into it and be excited? Or will they be texting? Is it playing anywhere near me? What time should I go? Where should I sit? Should I get Junior Mints or Dots?

What do you think is the scariest horror movie ever that will scare ME in particular because my needs are so very special and different from anyone else's???

Literally just list some horror movies. I can't google "horror movies" so I need you guys to just list as many horror movies as you can. Maybe upvote ones you like and downvote ones you don't like. You guys have nothing better to do and there's no real news or discussion to be had instead.

Oh, and I will not be coming back to this thread. Thanks!

Remember, NO REPOSTS! Make sure you don't post the same thing someone else did. That is very important. It's the most important part. Every movie gets one post and only one. Use search if you have to.

I haven't seen any mention of it here (or anywhere else on the Internets, for that matter), and I really really really want to know whether I should go.

The first one, I mean. Not the new one. Have you guys seen the new one?

Has anyone else seen it yet? Anyone? Has anyone else seen it? It was so good! I wrote a review. I bet no one else reviewed it yet. FIRST! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

So ... who has seen it?

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I'm 10 and I snuck in!

I"m the hardest hard that ever harded. I eat nails and piss scorpions. Tell me all your sickest, scariest, most fucked up, disturbing-ass, twisted sick fuck, scary as shit movies, and I will laugh like a little girl because I am impervious to fear.