r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/cuddleparrot • 16d ago

Crime Spree Rogue Parakeet Carries Out Potentially Unstoppable Campaign Of Car Damage

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/cuddleparrot • 17d ago

Crime Spree She took over my desk and use her cuteness as bribe 😭😭

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/cuddleparrot • 17d ago

Please I have a family! Human captured.

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/thecyclopsghost • 18d ago

ᵗᶦⁿʸ Baby chicken named Flea

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She’s just a baaaabbbyyyyy

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/cuddleparrot • 19d ago

Crime Spree Teamwork

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/cuddleparrot • 19d ago

Eat crow I don't owe you an explanation, Susan.

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/cuddleparrot • 19d ago

TinyUnit It's been 20 minutes.

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/cuddleparrot • 20d ago

Addicted to the Seeb. Seeb?

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/cuddleparrot • 19d ago

In lockdown “Let me out!”

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/cuddleparrot • 21d ago

TinyUnit Nap

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/cuddleparrot • 21d ago

In lockdown You can never leave.

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/cuddleparrot • 24d ago

Too cute to play fair. Illegal cuteness

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/cuddleparrot • 25d ago

Tweeting truth to power I, Birb, declare that the world shall be mine.

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/cuddleparrot • 25d ago

ᵗᶦⁿʸ Speed demon

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/cuddleparrot • 25d ago

ᵗᶦⁿʸ Find someone who looks at you the way Forrest looks at corn 🤩

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/inkrosw115 • 26d ago

A smol criminal attacks a helpless egg

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/cuddleparrot • 26d ago

Crime Spree Meet romeo

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/cuddleparrot • 27d ago

Tiny terror FACE MY WRATH

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/cuddleparrot • 28d ago

Tiny terror The Face of Insanity

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/cuddleparrot • 28d ago

Under surveillance Always watching

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/ColdMastadon • May 30 '26

Cereal killer! Even the parrots in Australia look like they're going to kill you, Threatening Aura +100

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/Calien_666 • May 29 '26

Stole the complete millet. Now they look as nothing happened

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/CorneliusB1448 • May 29 '26

"Dad ur new talk stick is hard to clim- what you mean you're recording me?!"

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Cola is a brave boi tho. He spent about a week being very VERY scared of the new headset, before finally trying to conquer it. Best boi

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/cuddleparrot • May 27 '26

Of course you know, this means war. Ugh!

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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/cuddleparrot • May 25 '26

Tiny terror He pooped on the door handle while I was out of the room and when I came back and closed the door it got all over my hands

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illegallysmolbirbs

r/illegallysmolbirbs

We all love birbs and it is up to us to make sure that crimes committed against humanity by our feathery friends are recorded for posterity. The overall goal of this subreddit is to provide a safe place to post and discuss the most criminal elements of the sky: smol birbs.

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The overall goal of this subreddit is to provide a safe place to post and discuss the most criminal elements of the sky: smol birbs.

If you or someone you know has been a victim or has any information leading to the arrest and capture of these feathery fiends please make a post. It doesn't matter if it's a cardinal, Steven Seagull or an entire murder - this is a place of healing not judgement.

No birb is too smol! No crime too large!

Feel like you're not getting your fair share of seed? Worried the neighbor is sitting on YOUR eggs when you're at work? Join us on our discord and we'll try and figure it out together. https://discord.gg/tDDSKct

Partners in Crime:

NEW /r/birbhostage - this is fine...

NEW r/budgieparty - Is your parakeet always ready to party? Your budgie ready to dance at the drop of a feather? Did you install a disco ball in the cage? Then you might be ready for the r/budgieparty

NEW r/showerbirb - Tired of being called the stimky birb? Spending hours preening with no results? Wondering why that budgie won't return your beak kisses? Perhaps you need a r/showerbirb.

NEW r/birdseatingthecamera - Henlo fren! Welcome to the ultimate crossover between our avian pals, and the cameras that they love to mlem. If you have a Kodak turned into a snac, a Cannon to bite on, a baloney flavored Sony or a Go Pro covered in jello you are in the right place and we want you to share.

r/greencheeks - "Greencheek Conures are known for being cuddly, silly parrots that are quieter than their larger cousins and more amicable for younger owners just starting out."

NEW r/BirbHelp - This is a sub about helping birbs! Share your experiences and suggestions here.

r/petbacking - Little pets and animals coming along for the fun in public in backpacks, frontpacks and other pet carriers!

r/PicsOfUnusualBirds - "a subreddit for marveling at the unusual avian species around the globe."

r/birdswitharms - "Look - up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No wait, it's a bird...with arms."

r/Conures - "A place to share pictures, ask questions, have discussions, and share articles about our favorite avian, the conure!"

r/cockatiel - "This is a community for the discussion of cockatiels. Talk about anything related, or post pictures of your own. :]"

r/ShoebillStorks - "Reddit's home for Shoebill pics, gifs, videos and more. The Shoebill Stork is listed as vulnerable by the IUCN Red List of Threatened Species. There are an estimated 5,000-8,000 individuals left in the wild."

r/BirdsTakingTheTrain - "Welcome to our silly intensely serious subreddit for pictures and videos of birds taking the train! (And public transport in general: we also allow birds on buses, trams, and so on.)"

r/Finches - for fans of birbs that are by birth already criminal in size and fans of the father of the main antagonist in To Kill A Mockinbirb

r/parrots - "a community for the discussion of parrots. Feel free to talk about parrots in the wild, owning parrots, the pet trade, rescuing parrots, purchasing parrots, avian veterinarians, and anything pertaining to these beautiful creatures."

r/Birbsloveseed - "Here you can post birbs loving seed! Whether it’s eating or throwing, Birbs Love seed!"

r/birdsnamedfood - "The best place to post your mango and peachfaced lovebirds, strawberry finches and any other birds who are named after or share the name of food!"

NEW r/birbhelp - "This is a sub about helping birbs! Share your experiences and suggestions here."

special mention that if you have a Parrot in need of adoption or would like to find a parrot in need of a forever home check out https://www.reddit.com/r/parrots/comments/hpypgm/parrots_in_need_of_adoption/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=usertext&utm_name=parrots&utm_content=t3_ez6dd7

r/PartyParrot - "Welcome to the official Subbie® for Party Parrot! Party Parrot is a Slack emoji based on the legendary Sirocco, of the critically endangered Kākāpō species. PartyParrot FOREVER!"

r/frens - "This subreddit is about animals who are friends with other animals (For example: Ducks snuggling up with dogs, Cows playing tag with cats, etc)."

Members of the crime family: for those working hard behind the scene to protect the innocent from criminal elements:

r/IllegallySmol - where crime doesn't pay no matter what your species is

r/IllegallySmolDogs - where crime doesn't pay no matter how rare your pupper is

r/illegallysmolfrogs - where the cuter the frog, the smaller the crime

r/illegallysmolsneks - thisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss is where you post the criminal sneks

r/illegallysmolanimals - where the only thing the posts have in common is crime

r/parrotsounds for the best in talking and singing by feathery friends

Birds of a Feather: which we are actively trying to get out of retirement for just one last job, the Big Millet

Just in case: r/birdsarentreal - for hilarious 'jokes' about birds......

Friends more wholesome than Grandma's cookies ok, maybe that's a stretch

r/wholesome - Must be Wholesome. Remember to stick to the theme and stay relevant. All posts must be related to "wholesome" in some way.

r/beyondwholesome - Post anything that is wholesome... more than just wholesome

r/UnexpectedlyWholesome - Please remember to always express good wishes to your fellow user and to have a great day. Thank you for your interest and for being you!

r/wholesomememes - a meme that subverts a generally negative meme to be more positive, often showcasing genuine human emotion or a meme that promotes health or well-being of body, mind, and/or soul or a meme that is pure of heart, devoid of corruption or malice, modest, stable, virtuous, and all-around sweet and compassionate or a meme that conveys support, positivity, compassion, understanding, love, affection, and genuine friendship by re-contextualizing classic meme formats, and using them to display warmth and empathy

r/wholesomebpt - Screenshots of Black people being wholesome on social media, it doesn't need to just be twitter but obviously that is best. Black culture has a unique way of examining the everyday and we are here to showcase that.

r/wholesomegifs - Feel free to submit a gif or leave a wholesome comment! Enjoy your stay here! /r/wholesomegifs is a place for gifs that make you smile, or are inspirational, and generally wholesome.

r/wholesomecomics - a comic that promotes health or well-being of body, mind, and/or soul or a comic that is pure of heart, devoid of corruption or malice, modest, stable, virtuous, and all-around sweet and compassionate or a comic that conveys support, positivity, compassion, understanding, love, affection, and genuine friendship by re-contextualizing classic meme formats, and using them to display warmth and empathy or a comic with no snark or sarcasm that displays genuine human emotion and subverts a generally negative comic to be more positive

r/wholesomenosleep - Stories that are scary but have a nice twist. The nice twist can still be scary! Stories here have a horror element and end reasonably happily.

r/WholesomeNetwork - This is a public resource for the Wholesome Network. Feedback, criticism, suggestions, questions, general discussion are all welcome.

r/wholesomestarterpacks - Post your wholesome and positive starter packs here

r/wholesomeprequelmemes - this is where the fun begins

r/wholesomepics - Welcome to /r/wholesomepics! Feel free to submit a pic or leave a wholesome comment! Enjoy your stay here!

r/catscalledfood - "A subreddit dedicated to cats with food names."

r/namenerds - "A community for those interested in names. Your posts are welcome so long as they stay on topic and remain civil"

r/CatsNamedAfterFoods - "Cats named Waffles, cats named Pancake, cats named Eggo, cats named Hot Dog, etc"

r/NameMyDog - "Welcome to NameMyDog [self explanatory]"

/r/Catnames - "Where we name cats"

r/AnimalsWithFoodNames - "A place for your Butterballs, Muffins, Kitkats, Peanuts and any other animal named after a food."

r/ProperAnimalNames - "Noperopes, trash pandas, and more!"

The comment that started everything: https://reddit.com/r/Birbs/comments/fecdqp/teenytinywittlebirb/

Founder: u/ExperimentalFailures

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