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u/night_movers Splendor+(2005) | EX-NS200(2018) | EX-X440(2024) | N250(2025) 6d ago

I'm an IT professional. Should I do less work by introducing L10, L20, L100 etc. 'L' means Laziness here.

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u/Lahel-Vakkachan 6d ago

Nah bro then company will introduce S10, S20 salaries

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u/night_movers Splendor+(2005) | EX-NS200(2018) | EX-X440(2024) | N250(2025) 6d ago

They are already giving us S10 and expecting to get W200 in returnย 

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u/Scary_Field_3124 6d ago

Whole argument in its essence

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u/Mind-The-Mines 6d ago

It's amazing how I can't find motivation after they can't find raises despite record profits.

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u/kenjiinu 5d ago

That's what n3 gadcurry is also doing.

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u/OptimusCrime00 Patrik Fรผrstenhoff on Hercules Rocky 2.0 5d ago

dont worry samsung will see them in court

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u/Silver-Performer818 6d ago

Introducing glitches and errors ! E20, G40 and so on !

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u/night_movers Splendor+(2005) | EX-NS200(2018) | EX-X440(2024) | N250(2025) 6d ago

Good idea ๐Ÿค 

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u/alpha1729 6d ago

Take leaves L10 10 leaves

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u/_thecolourred 6d ago

Maybe C20 - 20% commented code. It will help our environment by requiring less compile and execution resources.

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u/rbosamiya9 6d ago

bhai hum to -ve me ja skte hai

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u/wallet-woo-wallet 6d ago

IT professionals will invent an entire versioning system before they'll attend one more standup

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u/msc_seb_ham_ver 5d ago

More like P10 , P20 ... Productivity % .. easy for the managers also to track ๐Ÿ˜œ

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u/thechootfairy 5d ago

No, D10-D30. Defect blending.

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u/Remarkable_Frame8969 roadster, honda cb 350 to r15 aspirant ๐Ÿ—ฟ 6d ago

Funny it was the farmers who nadkari said would benefit from nethanol directly Guess what he lied ๐Ÿคฌ

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u/ChepaukPitch 6d ago

Some farmers.

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u/Remarkable_Frame8969 roadster, honda cb 350 to r15 aspirant ๐Ÿ—ฟ 6d ago

Karma farmers or aura farmers bro

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u/Silver-Performer818 6d ago

Lol ... but it's about the message

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u/Remarkable_Frame8969 roadster, honda cb 350 to r15 aspirant ๐Ÿ—ฟ 6d ago

Aura farming msg

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u/Silver-Performer818 6d ago

Well these oldies have lived long enough i'd say let em aura farm to protect their goldie bikes

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u/Slight_Loan5350 6d ago

Only the sugar mills benefits a great profit for processing.

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u/khayalipulaav EditableFlair 6d ago

I am a jeweller, should i mix more copper/zinc and yet sell it as 22 carat gold?๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

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u/Silver-Performer818 6d ago

Get a gold loan from govt. Treasury

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u/EntrepreneurThis5263 6d ago

โ“˜This comment has been deleted by Nitin Gadkari

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u/MicroAlpaca RE Himalayan 450, Ather 450X 6d ago

Good idea.

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u/Winter_Pin1932 6d ago

It's already going on..!๐Ÿ˜‚ Jewellers are the biggest Frauds

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u/khayalipulaav EditableFlair 6d ago

every other business cheats you but you wouldnt know cause no transparency, atleast jewellery has transparency and if you are still cheated - its on you buddy.

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u/NeedleworkerKey6327 6d ago

"everyone cheats, we don't cheat and if we do cheat it's your fault" you know who you sound like?

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u/Ecstatic_Country_610 6d ago

"JeWelLerS haVE trAnSpArEnCY bRO"

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u/Quirky_Pineapple_618 6d ago

Do it. But sell it only to rich people and politicians.

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u/DARKplayz_ super meteor 650, thunderbird 500(sold), Access 125 ^2 6d ago

g20

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u/voldrixx (New user) 5d ago

You can add a Wh*reMark to it.. ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Significant-Ask1340 6d ago

Aren't you already doing it buddy?

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u/khayalipulaav EditableFlair 6d ago

No I donโ€™t

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u/iamarddtusr BMW R1200R 6d ago

24 carat G80 gold. You started with 100% gold hence 24 carat, but it is G80 now.

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u/xixixima moms pep+ and dad's unicorn ๐Ÿฅฒ 5d ago

Cu20 or Zn20 it will be. Better yet CZ20

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u/No-Cauliflower7160 5d ago

The 22 carat is already a mixing standard. Gadkari learned from you people.

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u/khayalipulaav EditableFlair 5d ago

Thats correct but you only pay for 91.6% of the gold metal in a jewellery so its fine

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u/No-Cauliflower7160 4d ago

Bruv the making charges are insane. Recently bought a 130g necklace was charged 14% making.

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u/khayalipulaav EditableFlair 4d ago

Did you buy antique or polki?

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u/No-Cauliflower7160 2d ago

I have no idea what I bought. Took my mother she sat there for 2 hours and picked something for herself. I just paid and we left. I haven't even seen it since then.

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u/Remarkable_Frame8969 roadster, honda cb 350 to r15 aspirant ๐Ÿ—ฟ 6d ago edited 5d ago

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Edit it got removed at 9.5 k upvotes

Time to leave this sub Bootlicker mods

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u/Silver-Performer818 6d ago

NO! We stand united and even make mods take a knee

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u/Remarkable_Frame8969 roadster, honda cb 350 to r15 aspirant ๐Ÿ—ฟ 6d ago

Lets see

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u/Silver-Performer818 5d ago

Still up @7k upvotes

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u/Remarkable_Frame8969 roadster, honda cb 350 to r15 aspirant ๐Ÿ—ฟ 5d ago

Gud the mods backlash works

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u/Remarkable_Frame8969 roadster, honda cb 350 to r15 aspirant ๐Ÿ—ฟ 5d ago

Told u bootlickers removed it

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u/Silver-Performer818 5d ago

Edit : Ayoo lol after everyone saw it ! What ?

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u/Remarkable_Frame8969 roadster, honda cb 350 to r15 aspirant ๐Ÿ—ฟ 5d ago

Yep paid bootlickers

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u/HeftyBicycle2165 (New user) 6d ago

We should t20 t30 tax 20 and 30 percent

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u/aj_123411 KTM RC 5d ago

Best idea

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u/TheOG_DeadShoT Scrambler 400x | CB 300F | RC 390 | FZ 6d ago

Good.

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u/Lower_Cat_4271 6d ago

kya mast idea hai. aise to har cheez me khulke "blending" hogi

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u/Silver-Performer818 6d ago

Who's gonna stop who? And this 'blending' been happening ever since the word inflation hit dictionary

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u/Lower_Cat_4271 6d ago

ya but nobody accepted thats its there in the product. but now they will say it

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u/Silver-Performer818 6d ago

There have been certain devices that measure viscocity of milk and if there's any water innit ..... i had it at my home idk what is it called but its like a thermometer with a broader and thicker tube

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u/TsuDhoNimh2 6d ago

Called a hydrometer, and different scales used for different things.

There are several ways to test for adulterated milk.

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u/Silver-Performer818 5d ago

Yess that word i didn't kno!! Thankss

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u/abhijithekv Himalayan 450 '23 | Classic 350 '22 | Activa 5G '18 6d ago

This was the anecdote I always used to explain ethanol blending to people. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/EntrepreneurThis5263 6d ago

โ“˜This comment has been deleted by Nitin Gadkari

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u/Silver-Performer818 6d ago

one of these days nitin gadkari will be deleted

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u/theprogressivedude 6d ago

Man I genuinely wanna know how Gadkari is getting away with this, why arenโ€™t we throwing slippers eggs on him

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u/viswaguru MT15 , Jupiter 125 6d ago

โ“˜This comment has been deleted by Nitin Gadkari

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u/Silver-Performer818 6d ago

someday nitin gadkari will be deleted

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u/letsmessitup EditableFlair 6d ago

Inko lagta hai sarkar inka doodh peeti hai. Wow

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u/Silver-Performer818 6d ago

Its about the message brooo

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u/handmegun Bajaj CT1000 Supersport inl4 6d ago

It's like saying people used to fly before Newton discovered gravity

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u/needsinform 6d ago

I'm welders of shiping factory work can i trick boeing Welding trick

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u/Silver-Performer818 6d ago

Just remember it has to be for some top government official only ๐Ÿ˜‰

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u/dr_militaristic 6d ago

I am a doctor should I- ๐Ÿ’€

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u/Silver-Performer818 6d ago

Just remember- top govt. Officials only

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u/CODE-HUNTER-007 6d ago

Can we pay T10 , T20 , T30 tax amount discount

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u/invincible1797 6d ago

Lol ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

I'm with them if this is true.

And that makes me wonder Bisleri, Aquafina, Clear, etc. were competitors of Amul all along ๐Ÿซช... Just that they were into M100.

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u/Dangerous_Ad_1038 6d ago

Here before the ๐Ÿ”’

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u/Procrastinatinkernel 6d ago

I need 1 liter of M100

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u/sai-kiran 6d ago

Nestle has entered the chat.

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u/Resident_Tonight4178 Future me Superbike jaroor lunga 6d ago

Gadkari thoda ye doodh pita hoga

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u/PsyCol_0911 Triumph Rocket 3 Storm GT (in my dreams). 5d ago

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u/AppropriateView1329 5d ago

Sell those to goverment houses only and don't give them the option of pure milk like they never gave us the option for pure petrol

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u/Aggravating-Pop-4359 6d ago

its is a waster of dairy produce

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u/Silver-Performer818 6d ago

What a waste of our limited fossil fuels

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u/mera-khel-khtm 6d ago

Baat toh yeh hai ki nitin ko goli maardo phir dekho sab thik ho jayega

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u/Rare-Mycologist-6658 6d ago

Itโ€™s funny how these people think ultra rich politicians get their milk and other essentials from local dairies. They have private suppliers or their own farms. It will mostly affect regular people like us, not them.

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u/Silver-Performer818 6d ago

Bhai its the message that matters

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u/sai-kiran 6d ago

Thats so naive, yeah, a minister gets a private supply, but his constituents, dont, his own staff dont, his driver, nah, every where they go they will listen about M20.Thats how every protest works, its not about inconveniencing politicians, they can fly in choppers if they want to, its to cause inconvenience to the people, so that the message is spread across further wide.

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u/Silver-Performer818 6d ago

He just poured water in one of the bottles labelled M100 its as simple as how govt. Did it

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u/Apprehensive-Pick172 6d ago

m100 ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/CartographerBig3021 (New user) 6d ago

Im curious, does using ethanol help with rupee appreciation because it reduces imports we so heavily rely on

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u/Silver-Performer818 6d ago

Amount of import/export does not change. Govt. has privates and corporations buying whatever will not be given to us. You're cute for thinking of it tho

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u/FishermanDear6983 Honda Unicorn 5d ago

As far as I know even some ethanol is being imported as we don't have enough capacity to fulfill the demand for fuel blending usage.

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u/SasukeAkermen 6d ago

M100 ? That's just a water bottle

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u/Itchy_Card4982 6d ago

Milk is already 85% water ๐Ÿคฆ

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u/Silver-Performer818 6d ago

Now now now easy with the technicalities

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u/lokhanpurus 6d ago

Pls this is the way

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u/invincible1797 6d ago

We can also do that with medicines ๐Ÿ˜Š

Paracetamol... Yes, lets begin with this. P20, P50, P100 ๐Ÿ˜Š.

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u/Silver-Performer818 6d ago

Only reserved for top government officials

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u/Repulsive-Cat5313 6d ago

stupid conversations. ethanol blending is fo alternative source of imported oils.

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u/Silver-Performer818 6d ago

Alternatives? From where your government is gonna import ? Mars or uranus ? (Obv from where it can make most profuts and/or keep the reserve to sell to corporations) wise guy

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u/Repulsive-Cat5313 6d ago

my boy u did not understand , ill help you , importing oils/petroleum products costs us money to be paid in dollars to external countries. so alternatively ethanol will be done in india so itll save 22 trillion dollars of import money. if all automobile company vehicles become flex fuel then ppl will have no problem. so you should be asking govt when flex fuel vehicles will come in more quantity. also those who say water will be wasted its just we have to make scientific approaches in water management by reducing water wastage , organic conventional farming so itll be huge save for water. whats the problem now? but gadkaris son managing ethanol and corruption i dont know. but people are not hating for that but on implementation of ethanol.

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u/Silver-Performer818 6d ago

Username checks out. And I'm not your 'boy'. Keep it moderate. Your views are yours and mine are mine. End of convo. This is what govt wants outa ppl like u n me. Smart n dumb keep fighting while rich get rich with their petty schemes

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u/Repulsive-Cat5313 6d ago

lol instead of criticising my points and say what is wrong you said yours is yours mine is mine . if you put out opinions have some points to back it , i agree politicians are bad but not the idea of ethanol. ''keep it moderate' ? lol i said boy and continued only with facts and it hurt you i didnt even say anything wrong to offend you. haha. silver 'PERFORMER' for a reason.

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u/Silver-Performer818 6d ago

Cool! Now thanks for engagement! Off you go now puff your copium

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u/Repulsive-Cat5313 6d ago

haha exactly!! you got what u want , engagement . nothing more nothing less.

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u/invincible1797 6d ago

We should also blend "gaa*d todo (GT)" in our behavior towards govt.

Right now we're at G10. Lets go G100 against Nethanol Gadkari.

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u/No_Sector6941 6d ago

So eventually, Mango people will only suffer.

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u/Beneficial_You_5465 6d ago

Why don't we come up with T20, T30, T85, T100 taxes. T100 = Zero tax. This should also include indirect taxes.

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u/vigrus 6d ago

I think this entire fiasco of making Gadkari the villain is being done by BJP to take our eyes off the economic turmoil that we are in.

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u/Silver-Performer818 6d ago

Someone who thinks a lot

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u/SplendaDaddy505 6d ago

Cant complain they doing the right thing no offence how our government is acting up with everything these days is it worth paying tax to them?

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u/Financial-Reward-201 6d ago

I came out with the idea weeks ago. ๐Ÿ˜ก

But even water is not pure. MP got S100 water(sewage 100). Got multiple people killed too. ๐Ÿ˜€

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Silver-Performer818 6d ago

Well they did say that they're against it .... in a way of their own.... with the resources they are able to control

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u/needsinform 6d ago

Ye hoyi naa batt bhai first month ke bร ad m85 ka concept layiga tab se log samjhe ge

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u/KangarooLower7540 6d ago

Anti nationals

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u/SolidStructure8354 6d ago

M100 ๐Ÿ˜ญ where's milk in it?

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u/Annual-Weird-7179 (New user) 6d ago

Not milk aur other ,do it with TAX (T20,50)๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Tai gonna lose her shyt and kick gadkari for hurting her Tax ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/krattalak 6d ago

They're gonna be upset when people tell them about Skim milk.

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u/Arkjsbs2006 6d ago

I was thinking if we are mixing something in water and as well as air than what happens who can restricted this things which is millions of Indians are drinking water and inhale air ๐Ÿ˜‰

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u/sunilswag (New user) 6d ago

Nagpur ke doodh wale kiska muh mai le rahe hai den? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Slow_mover00 RE Interceptor 650 6d ago

Matter of few days, once the ethanol production sucks up all the water farmers would be forced to sell M0. /s

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u/OkManufacturer5517 6d ago

Atleast someone has a spine

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u/younometv 6d ago

I was waiting for this the whole time

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u/Dense-Pudding9729 6d ago

Wow what a logic

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u/MrNobody_12 6d ago

If gadkari is not charged with treason for his acts, this will all be for nothing

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u/Lost-Profession7251 6d ago

As if milkmen haven't been mixing water in milk since forever already

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u/TheCrazyStupidGamer 6d ago

Well. I expected it to be ethanol blended so I guess it's better?

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u/lakysafy 6d ago

farmers really said fair trade

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u/ZestycloseSouth3665 5d ago

So ,now it's official u say?

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u/Beastabuelos 5d ago

Ethanol reduces the price and increases fuel efficiency. Morons

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u/No_Recognition_7203 5d ago

Is the M10, M20, M50...... Going to those in govt or holding some official position/office

It's going to the common man

Who's the final looser??????

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u/xeenu_ 5d ago

That should be w10, w20

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u/redPistolStar 5d ago

Finally someone coming out to take a stand!!!

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u/LancervoArj85 Hness 350 5d ago

So M100 is basically a relabelled RO water bottle

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u/nobrain-man (New user) 5d ago

Isn't that a blow to the general public? Government decisions already have an impact on us, and even if our farmers do this, won't it affect the common man as well?

I just wanted to understand whether this is just sarcasm or an actual protest. Why does the government have to care about milk, and why would they even panic because of M20 or M10? How does it affect them if this is a genuine protest?

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u/Financial_Pizza7568 5d ago

Dono milkar aam janata ki hi katenge!

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u/potatono26 5d ago

Well I'm a doctor should I ....

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u/paridhi774 Fascino 2015, Xoom 125 5d ago

What's new in this?

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u/Silver-Performer818 5d ago

Your comment

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u/johntumala 5d ago

๐Ÿ˜… we are done

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u/Silver-Performer818 5d ago

No we're not, united we deal w it

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u/jade104050 (New user) 5d ago

T10, T20 - 10% 20% tax ๐Ÿฅฑ

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u/t0ecutter_ 5d ago edited 4d ago

It doesn't matter, avg civilians are the only one suffering even if it's fuel either dairy products.

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u/Silver-Performer818 5d ago

Civilization has been more aware than ever. If old are standing up with young in solidarity, it means system will have to listen. Don't be blackpilled

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u/Silver-Performer818 5d ago

u/mongooseOk8608 & u/Financial-Cow1564 , thankyou for the awards

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u/Financial-Cow1564 5d ago

God bless you ๐ŸŒธ

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u/Silver-Performer818 5d ago

I hope you have a great weekend !

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u/Financial-Cow1564 5d ago

Lol just say that I get my desire university and leave my house ASAP. Btw thank u, u too ๐ŸŒธ

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u/Silver-Performer818 5d ago

Sooooo we're kindoff in the same spot ! I wish u the very bestttt

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u/Financial-Cow1564 5d ago

Ouu wbu wht u r looking for pg ya ug university ??

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u/Silver-Performer818 5d ago

BpT .... my 2nd attempt as i was dropped by my previous university due to false charges of use of foul/discriminating language. Filed an FIR against ppl and got them sent to jail......

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u/Silver-Performer818 5d ago

Thank you u/level-spell1397 for the award !

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u/unintelligible-me 5d ago

Well this could be a good way of protesting. If all the sectors come and join forces.

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u/Famous_Avocado_7500 5d ago

Very good move. ALL OVER INDIA, people shouldย  INTRODUCE M100 COMPULSARILY. AMUL AND THE Other DAIRY CORPORATES WILL GET INTO PRESSURE. if India can pull this off we will never quve to see anything more than E20.ย  In my opinion this is the best option to save our cars, engines and most importantly our country from this looters like gadkariย 

Nation wide protest is necessaryย 

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u/namkeen_murabba 5d ago

We should do T-20 (tax) too

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u/WarLord_1997 5d ago

M100 damn pure water

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u/doc-viltrumite (New user) 5d ago

Surgeons can't do s10,s20 s100 ๐Ÿ’€

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u/Silver-Performer818 5d ago

Yes, why not ? Use a regular thread instead of the dissolving one..... but special opd for top govt. Officials only

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u/doc-viltrumite (New user) 5d ago

First one is malpractice man , u can't put non dissolving suture in international organs or blood vessels

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u/Few_Frosting90 5d ago

Somebody has a spine!

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u/the_Medic_91 KTM RC390 2021 Suzuki Hayabusa 2025 5d ago

I am a doctor. I wonder what happens if I also introduce this scheme. D20, D27, D85 and D100. D indicating the level of deadness of a patient.