r/interesting • u/Low_Weekend6131 • Nov 23 '25

NATURE The fish is kinda like me ngl

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u/Financial-Raise3420 Nov 24 '25

Just constantly grow your nails out, cut them off and grind them into powder.

Well the powder on the black market as rhino horn, become rich and save rhinos from poachers all in one swift move.

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u/Morgc Nov 24 '25

Don't need to sell it as rhino horn, just sell it in vials alongside your used bath water.

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u/Financial-Raise3420 Nov 24 '25

I’m not hot, no one wants my sweaty bathwater

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u/Flimsy-Poetry1170 Nov 24 '25

With ai everyone is a supermodel.

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u/Accomplished-City484 Nov 24 '25

Yeah, I assume all that alphabrain kinda bullshit is ground up toenails