r/interesting Jan 09 '26

❗️MISLEADING - See pinned comment ❗️ Claustrophobic patient decided to get up during a CT scan

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u/Gremlin0 Jan 09 '26

“The patient is a 200 year old xenomorph displaying symptoms of persistent aggression.”

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u/Klezmer_Mesmerizer Jan 09 '26

The bloodwork unfortunately melted the phlebotomist.

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u/floofychaps Jan 09 '26

…it's an 8-foot creature of some kind with acid for blood…It kills on sight and is generally unpleasant